I think of Tormato as 'one of their new ones'.
07.10.2025 06:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@mellotronworker.bsky.social
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I think of Tormato as 'one of their new ones'.
07.10.2025 06:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Imagine the jingle for that name.
06.10.2025 11:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1I was always amused to find that his name was nothing like Tommy Vance and that he actually took that name when he took on a DJ job in the USA and had to fill in for a person by the same name who had turned the job down.
06.10.2025 07:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Tommy Vance once played part of this on The Friday Rock Show on Radio One and introduced it as 'Syphilis'. (He also once introduced a session by Pallas as being by 'Phallus')
06.10.2025 07:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Bear in mind that she was Marina Elizabeth Catherine Dudley-Williams and was only called Hyde so her name would fit on the page.
06.10.2025 07:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0'Strange Mannish Lady' might be an album title....
06.10.2025 05:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So Tom Hanks isn't even the Tom Hanks of his era.
06.10.2025 05:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Or 'by and large'. Or talking about his books. Again.
And Hyde sounds like she's fuelled by privilege and cocaine.
Not sure if it was really worth it or not. (I don't have 5:1 here so that much is lost on me)
06.10.2025 04:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yeah. That will show them.
06.10.2025 04:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0The answer to this is 'change the channel'? Really?
06.10.2025 03:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Oh I have loved this one since I first heard it. I do a mean version on the old Mellotron. ๐
05.10.2025 20:57 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Probably his best lyric on the album
05.10.2025 20:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Am I the only person on the planet who can hear the tune of "Chim Chim Cher-ee" on "Diamonds & Gold"?
05.10.2025 20:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This.
Is.
Brilliant.
To be fair, it will pay off to some extent. The Tories would be vaporised.
05.10.2025 17:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0REALESE THEM BIGLY
05.10.2025 16:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Well. I suppose I'd move.
05.10.2025 16:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Are they having a fucking laugh?
#Tories #ICE #Guardian
Weak oppositions always lead to weak governments who are not held in check by anyone or anything. Both Labour and the Tories are letting Reform write their manifesto for them. I wish they would stop this.
05.10.2025 14:38 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The town where I grew up used to have four butchers in it. Now it has none. It also only has one fish shop - as opposed to three - and two grocers when it once had five. (And one of them is rubbish)
It does, however, have a large number of empty premises and charity shops.
Of course it is. It's also hard to see any way back from it. This change is relentless and probably irreversible. The best we can do is deal with it.
05.10.2025 09:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0We have a plethora of empty shops. Princes Street seems half deserted.
05.10.2025 09:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Neither would Jimmy Ca...oh wait
05.10.2025 09:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cartoon featuring a waxy lemon called Stephen who meets a pedantic pear Panel 1 Stephen: HELLO READERS, IโM OFF DOWN THE GREENGROCERS TODAY TO PROTEST ABOUT ALL THE NON-INDIGENOUS FRUIT ON THE SHELVES... 2 Stephen: BLOODY KIWIS AND CUMWUATS... COMING OVER HERE... INVADING ENGLISH PUDDINGS... Pear: ERR... I HATE TO BE A PEDANTIC PEAR BUT... 3 Pear: LEMONS WERE ORIGINALLY IMPORTED TO THE UK FROM THE MEDITERRANEAN REGION IN THE 15TH CENTURY... THE WORD โLEMON" ITSELF HAS FRENCH, ITALIAN, AND PERSIAN ROOTS... ...AND THEIR INTRODUCTION WAS FACILITATED BY ARABIC AGRICULTURAL KNOWLEDGEโฆ 4 Stephen is seething. Barely able to contain his rageโฆ 5 Stephen has decked the pear - who lies unconscious on the ground, his glasses broken - and is stomping off into the distance.
Stephen the Waxy Lemon
04.10.2025 14:28 โ ๐ 218 ๐ 63 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1I wish you well in your soon-to-be fruitless quest: not in your search for the product of your choice but in finding any shops
05.10.2025 06:22 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I could ask the same question of the Guardian
05.10.2025 06:13 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And then?
05.10.2025 06:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yep. It's like dentists hating on tooth decay. If it stopped tomorrow then they would be out of a job.
05.10.2025 06:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0