Rory

Genuinely don't know what argument the people that currently make up the labour party will have once it's clear you don't have to vote for them

Do you know who's not looking at data? Baz McCullum

I'm not sure I can fit $50m in my pockets

Is he suggesting reform voters find voting too complicated?

goodwin defeated in dark souls font

thank fuck

A Green win must mean that "left behind" voters forgotten by Westminster want open borders and legalised class A drugs. That's how it works right?

Probably not a by-election that needs over-analysing in the end.
Since the 2024 GE, Labour has, in effect, been telling its core voters to vote for someone else. So they did.

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

Hybrid car with powered by Jesus sticker

It’s a hybrid so it’s only partially powered by Jesus

Shinkansen Stu 🚄

Made the mistake of reading a BBC rugby article, and they wrote that Baloucoune "troubled England speedster Henry Arundell with his work-rate"... I'm not convinced he's not also faster than Arundell

Nobody would miss Saracens if they disappeared

Not losing anything in the photogenics department either

What position will optimism gnome play in Dublin?

Won't be long before someone tries to argue the artist formerly known as prince Andrew is working class

In this context KAT is doing remarkably well

Usually the stronger pack wins rugby games but it turns out they can lose if their team is useless in both attack and defence. Great craic

At least in jail I could have taken a nap

I left at half time during a game once but in my defence I was unbelievably hungover.

On current form Stuart McCloskey could win gold in any winter Olympic discipline

Or prime Usain Bolt apparently

Bonus point win never in doubt

I will go as far as saying Ireland are in this game

Rfu blazer walks over to the coaching box and slides an oyster card along borthwick's desk

Bbc headline: 'Murrayfield pain will make England a better team' with a picture of a grinning Matt Dawson underneath

If I were England Rugby, I would make someone gag Matt Dawson until the end of time #ENGvIREA

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-...

England coaching team should resign before half time

Not even shitposting, McCloskey is gonna be world player of the year

George Ford been very generous but dangerous amount of hope I'm feeling right now

I feel like Doris is a reluctant heavy carrier anyway, he just ends up doing whatever nobody else will

One heavy carrier left in the squad wonder if he's gonna still spend most of his time flinging flinging offloads