✨Ash✨

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Blue is sound asleep while Green is wide awake and watching Blue from his own side of the bed. Green, narrating: Sometimes I like to see if you want to cuddle in your sleep. Seeking affection, Green reaches over to Blue's side of the bed. Green, narrating: Sometimes you do, sometimes you don't. Not waking up, Blue frowns and firmly and clearly pushes Green away with his tail. Green, narrating: I like how clearly you say "no". Having returned to his own side of the bed, Green curls up to sleep as well, perfectly content with the answer he was given. Green, still narrating: It lets me know you mean it when you say "yes".

Chive Blossoms

Chive Blossom Vinegar

Chive Blossom Vinegar...needs to steep for a few weeks

Chopped Chives for the freezer

Chive Blossom Vinegar for gifts this summer...chopped chives for the freezer. 🌱

The real problem of This

I'm going to sue my wife for damages. I texted her saying I'm making kraft dinner (the blue box of Mac and cheese for $1) while she was out, and 20 minutes later, while I'm cooking, she asks if she should pick something up for dinner. I said, no, I'm cooking. she suggests MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT

My annual tradition of buying lots of my favorite snacks for a big Super Bowl party and then "accidentally" forgetting to invite anyone over.

GIVE US KENDRICK LAMAR

can we skip to kendrick i’m tired?

weird that Kendrick is having football teams open and close for his show on Sunday

Did u know?Neat & tidy gardens are such tough spaces for wildlife to exist in- less food & less shelter. Leaving nature to do its thing,with a bit of gentle control at the edges means more food, more shelter....more life.This is part of my life-filled wildlife garden in summer. 🌍🪲🌿🌱🕷️🦋🐦‍⬛🪱🦡🐸🦎🦊

Ladies who wax buttholes for a living should be the entire government. they're so cool!

Can we skip ahead like four years pls? This is just getting ridiculous..

people will speak about a game they played as a kid with the same reverence that they might a great song or novel, about how it engrossed them totally and completely. They may even tear up talking about it. and then you ask what game it was and it was Spongebob battle for bikini bottom

Are we just trying to go back in time..?😩

bluesky, the everything app

A person in slumber. There is transparency to them, perhaps they are a ghost. Monstera vines overtake their person. A state of decay and growth.

twining

#art

I saw some posts about bots and now I can’t stop thinking that everyone is a bot.. it’s becoming obsessive.😮‍💨

bring back ultra white dudes saying "we out here" like it's 2018

Hello 2025! Please be good to me.🙏

Sometimes I think I don’t need a Superman movie, just an uplifting trailer every 5 or 6 years

Someone popped the lid on my cryogenic pod, so I guess I'm awake now. Defrosting with a coffee.

How are we all?

Morning beauts 😘

Funny comic strip / meme. Person to houseplant: you need to drink enough water Plant: so do you Person: mind your damn business Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

The space dust…

David Jones.

Funny comic strip. Person rubbing stomach says “I’m so f#cking full right now”. They stand up, “alright snack time”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

“BBQ chips”

Funny comic strip. A person drills a nail into a wall and hangs up a photo frame. Admiring their successful DIY work, they say “… I am unstoppable”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line work. By Amii Illustrates.

Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.

We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive

A Christmas tree that magically turns into a money tree on January 1st.

America almost died from food poisoning, and now that she's feeling a little better... she's eating the leftovers.