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@chrispen1980.bsky.social

That Saints fan from Twatter

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Too soon, man. Too soon.

01.11.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on β€˜The Kardashians’ that she believes the moon landing was fake:

β€œThey’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. […] There’s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?”"

Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on β€˜The Kardashians’ that she believes the moon landing was fake: β€œThey’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. […] There’s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?”"

"go to TikTok. See for yourself."

31.10.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13784    πŸ” 1587    πŸ’¬ 2000    πŸ“Œ 888

Amazes me how in history pages people will say "I remember it well" and im thinking I can't remember what I did last week.

30.10.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I know the docks is a very important part of Southampton but I can't help feel its torn the heart out of what we could have had.

30.10.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Applies to everything this.

23.10.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let a woman cross the road, and she had the audacity to moan that I used the wrong signal (I flashed) rather than hand gestured.. people suck.

22.10.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you can figure out how to give a one year old an age appriopriate understanding of polo you've probably earned this insane salary....

21.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 2

Yeah they want a robot. Poor kid. Parents have more money than sense.

21.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Suggest you jump in on this poll.

β€”> xd.wayin.com/display/cont...?

And share…

21.10.2025 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 986    πŸ” 836    πŸ’¬ 332    πŸ“Œ 88
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What idiot is saying no? Are they living under a rock?

21.10.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IP expected is not the same as what it is

20.10.2025 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A story in the parts

A story in the parts

A story in three parts

16.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9164    πŸ” 1726    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 77

Well the State Department is now revoking visas of foreign nationals who criticised CK. So not only is freedom of speech now officially dead, I assume that bit of your visa where it asks if you're a member of the Nazi party is going to be removed since they are now that party.

14.10.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
SHOCK POLL:
NIGEL FARAGE WILL BE PM TOMORROW
IN an amazing poll conducted
by The Pointless Polling Company, it was revealed that voters' intentions
may well change over the next three and a half years and at present it's 100 percent impossible to guess what the next government might look like.
However, 99 percent of journalists
agree that it would be much more fun if we had an election tomorrow and everybody resigned and everything was chaos and Farage had a go at being PM, just for the hell of it, because it was so much fun when
Brexit happened and then the government kept falling every five minutes and we could write endless pieces about (cont. p94)

SHOCK POLL: NIGEL FARAGE WILL BE PM TOMORROW IN an amazing poll conducted by The Pointless Polling Company, it was revealed that voters' intentions may well change over the next three and a half years and at present it's 100 percent impossible to guess what the next government might look like. However, 99 percent of journalists agree that it would be much more fun if we had an election tomorrow and everybody resigned and everything was chaos and Farage had a go at being PM, just for the hell of it, because it was so much fun when Brexit happened and then the government kept falling every five minutes and we could write endless pieces about (cont. p94)

Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.

10.10.2025 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3765    πŸ” 1322    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 60

The Nobel peace prize goes to a woman from Venezuela. Excellent.

Now we get a massive meltdown from the angry wotsit

10.10.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing a Berlin police officer getting body slammed is quite nice considering they've been battering women for weeks if they dare to protest the status quo.

08.10.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mate....long story. I'll message you later. X

07.10.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh matron

06.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Working on the weekend isn't all bad. Pizza and football on the TV and all put on by the manager. Hard work but has its rewards.

04.10.2025 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brilliant

01.10.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well i guess once you've wiped out anyone you dont like, peace comes easier

29.09.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Customers' debt to energy suppliers soars to Β£4.4bn More than a million households have no plan to pay off their energy debt, regulator Ofgem says.

You may have missed this news item yesterday. More than 1M households are in debt to energy companies.
The government should do something about the outrageous cost of energy in the UK, not waste money on compulsory ID cards.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

26.09.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Have spent the last week in bed with Covid. Yes, its still a thing, and yes, its vicious.

29.09.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reform are now coming after people with permanent residency. It'll be citizens next. No one is safe from authoritarian governments.

21.09.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1406    πŸ” 555    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 100
Evening Express front page, showing dodgy geezer in anorak on his phone, next to a headline which reads: MAN IN THE DOCK FOR FARTING DURING STRIP SEARCH. Subhead: Accused bragged: "How do you like that?'

Evening Express front page, showing dodgy geezer in anorak on his phone, next to a headline which reads: MAN IN THE DOCK FOR FARTING DURING STRIP SEARCH. Subhead: Accused bragged: "How do you like that?'

Roses are red
Quite silver, the birch

20.09.2025 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

So yesterday I finally popped to the doctors to find out what is going on with my toe. Turns out I have a large fracture, likely caused by being deliberately stamped on playing football months ago. Ironically the same game, the same guy twisted his own ankle. Karma's a bitch, isn't it.

20.09.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a classic by any stretch. Skates dominated the first half, Saints just about the second.

14.09.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It comes down to this....13 years in the waiting

14.09.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me and my boss.... 🀣

14.09.2025 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking Council but I think you're closer

14.09.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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