Too soon, man. Too soon.
01.11.2025 09:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@chrispen1980.bsky.social
That Saints fan from Twatter
Too soon, man. Too soon.
01.11.2025 09:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on βThe Kardashiansβ that she believes the moon landing was fake: βTheyβre gonna say Iβm crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. [β¦] Thereβs no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?β"
"go to TikTok. See for yourself."
31.10.2025 04:25 β π 13784 π 1587 π¬ 2000 π 888Amazes me how in history pages people will say "I remember it well" and im thinking I can't remember what I did last week.
30.10.2025 21:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know the docks is a very important part of Southampton but I can't help feel its torn the heart out of what we could have had.
30.10.2025 10:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Applies to everything this.
23.10.2025 11:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Let a woman cross the road, and she had the audacity to moan that I used the wrong signal (I flashed) rather than hand gestured.. people suck.
22.10.2025 14:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you can figure out how to give a one year old an age appriopriate understanding of polo you've probably earned this insane salary....
21.10.2025 14:27 β π 137 π 22 π¬ 35 π 2Yeah they want a robot. Poor kid. Parents have more money than sense.
21.10.2025 19:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Suggest you jump in on this poll.
β> xd.wayin.com/display/cont...? 
And shareβ¦
What idiot is saying no? Are they living under a rock?
21.10.2025 07:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0IP expected is not the same as what it is
20.10.2025 10:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A story in the parts
A story in three parts
16.10.2025 15:33 β π 9164 π 1726 π¬ 105 π 77Well the State Department is now revoking visas of foreign nationals who criticised CK. So not only is freedom of speech now officially dead, I assume that bit of your visa where it asks if you're a member of the Nazi party is going to be removed since they are now that party.
14.10.2025 22:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SHOCK POLL: NIGEL FARAGE WILL BE PM TOMORROW IN an amazing poll conducted by The Pointless Polling Company, it was revealed that voters' intentions may well change over the next three and a half years and at present it's 100 percent impossible to guess what the next government might look like. However, 99 percent of journalists agree that it would be much more fun if we had an election tomorrow and everybody resigned and everything was chaos and Farage had a go at being PM, just for the hell of it, because it was so much fun when Brexit happened and then the government kept falling every five minutes and we could write endless pieces about (cont. p94)
Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. Itβs become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.
10.10.2025 07:09 β π 3765 π 1322 π¬ 110 π 60The Nobel peace prize goes to a woman from Venezuela. Excellent. 
Now we get a massive meltdown from the angry wotsit
Seeing a Berlin police officer getting body slammed is quite nice considering they've been battering women for weeks if they dare to protest the status quo.
08.10.2025 12:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mate....long story. I'll message you later. X
07.10.2025 08:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ooh matron
06.10.2025 23:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Working on the weekend isn't all bad. Pizza and football on the TV and all put on by the manager. Hard work but has its rewards.
04.10.2025 10:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Brilliant
01.10.2025 12:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well i guess once you've wiped out anyone you dont like, peace comes easier
29.09.2025 18:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You may have missed this news item yesterday. More than 1M households are in debt to energy companies. 
The government should do something about the outrageous cost of energy in the UK, not waste money on compulsory ID cards. 
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Have spent the last week in bed with Covid. Yes, its still a thing, and yes, its vicious.
29.09.2025 16:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reform are now coming after people with permanent residency. It'll be citizens next. No one is safe from authoritarian governments.
21.09.2025 21:26 β π 1406 π 555 π¬ 103 π 100Evening Express front page, showing dodgy geezer in anorak on his phone, next to a headline which reads: MAN IN THE DOCK FOR FARTING DURING STRIP SEARCH. Subhead: Accused bragged: "How do you like that?'
Roses are red 
Quite silver, the birch
So yesterday I finally popped to the doctors to find out what is going on with my toe. Turns out I have a large fracture, likely caused by being deliberately stamped on playing football months ago. Ironically the same game, the same guy twisted his own ankle. Karma's a bitch, isn't it.
20.09.2025 12:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not a classic by any stretch. Skates dominated the first half, Saints just about the second.
14.09.2025 13:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It comes down to this....13 years in the waiting
14.09.2025 10:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Me and my boss.... π€£
14.09.2025 10:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was thinking Council but I think you're closer
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