Cool Zone of the Enders

mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth

Bill Maher is slowly becoming Mac’s mom on always sunny

Seems like at TPUSA everyone's vocal chords are shot.

What is going on? How are not trying to hype these things up?

Elite Pedophiles: When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?

jeevacation@gmail.com: I dunt no, whatevars gud 4 u I bring the litle gurls

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

Rapidly becoming pro-book burning....

*White Jesus

is it too late for turnings points usa to enter a racist dog into the puppy bowl

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They're always 50...

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This would fix me

Pritzker can always lose weight, but Trump will always be a pedo.

These fuckers need reminded that they aren't elected to rule, but to represent the will of their constituents. Their "personal morals" mean shit in the face of the people's will.

"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."

I dont think this is even the first time he's done this shit

I think a lot about Chappell Roan refusing to give an endorsement to Kamala Harris because of the genocide and for failing to stand up for trans rights and how the response was “wow isn’t she dumb” instead of “this is a sign we’re losing support amongst the young progressive base we need to win”

Scott Adams' dying wish was for Dilbert to become a real boy.

my chemical munitions

Panic! At The Home Depot

a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug

Death Camp For Cutie over here

Are you telling me we could have just been running charismatic candidates with good ideas this whole time?

And it broke their brains.

My most libbed out take is that if Trump does run for a 3rd term the Dems should run Obama with Hillary as VP.

I've got pole but I'm not a pollster

Looks like his mommy helped him knot his tie THAT'S FUCKING PRESCIOUS