Piano Priest 🇺🇦

An ordinary night in our trad-life complimentary marriage:
I made dinner for my wife, and she's watching the Cavs as I do dishes.
Just as God intended.

Someone explained to him that house members voting against releasing the files put them at risk, which put the house at risk, which put impeachment on the table.
So he says vote for it to decrease the chance that he goes to jail.
Transactionalism at its best.

I think someone needs to explain to Speaker Johnson what "around the clock" means.

The upper left is a collection of posters from our government
The other pictures are from a book I have about Nazi propaganda.

I’ve been thinking about adopting that podcast style and ending all my sermons with,
“That’s as a good a place to leave it as any.”
Amen

Our president posted a video of himself dropping poop on protestors and a neighbor put his trump signs back up on his lawn.
Did something happen today?

They’re playing Steely Dan in Walmart, and I am questioning the life choices that brought me to this moment.

I’ve met him, and hung out with him, and he’s a swell guy.
But I can’t imagine a more boring halftime show than Chris Tomlin.

Epstein

The indictment of Comey includes this careful use of the English language:
“The balance of power is a bedrock principal of our democracy . . .”

sorry i was sleeping instead of watching the horst wessel televised grief pageant

I think that AI generated statement from “trump” last week was a test run for how to pretend he’s still alive after the heavenly hamburger finally hits.

If you’re unfamiliar with the Palmer Raids in the early 1900s, this might be a good time to educate yourself.

The more they use Kirk’s death as a justification for a right-wing takeover of society, the more I think they actually did have him killed.

So glad there’s been an uptick in folks going to church yesterday!
Just to clarify:
We’ve been here the whole time.
Every Sunday rain or shine.
We are not a cult.

Here the word “enough” means “one goddam thing.”

James Dobson has died.
May he finally find the wideness in God’s mercy that he spent his entire life denying to others.

My tips will surely be outdated by now!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Let me know if he thinks humans should continue to exist.

I feel like there will be a helpful confluence of things next July.
While no one will be able to afford AC and will have to keep their windows open, the tariffs on China will make fireworks unaffordable to those who want them.
So, I really do have hope for this country on this day of celebration.

“America! America!
God mend thine every flaw.”
I hope God has a lot of thread, because . . . wow.

Which is why he felt okay vetoing them. (See Rand Paul voting no.)

Those wearing uniforms are lured into being shot for doing their jobs.
Those without uniforms are kidnapping residents off the streets.
It’s not supposed to be like this, just FYI.

I think about that moment at least once a week.

That’s how I end all my sermons.