Jim Tatalias

Hades Game Fan Desperately Tries and Fails to Avoid Incest Ships While Writing Fanfiction CHICAGO — Despite her best efforts, 15-year-old Katherine Vargas reportedly cannot write any Hades fanfiction without incest cropping up as part of the story. “So…

New thing on @hard-drive.net that may or may not be informed by having people in my house that write fanfiction

You too!

Fascinating. Though I would like a film crew to do a feature-length documentary on this setup like they did following Miyazaki on his daily tools and rituals.

new zine's out today

MAKE zines! NO ONE CAN TAKE SELF PUBLISHING AWAY FROM YOU. NO ALGORITHMS OR OLIGARCHS CAN CENSOR YOU. NO GATEKEEPERS CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY IS NOT IMPORTANT OR VALUABLE. NO GRANT FUNDING CAN BE WITHDRAWN FROM YOUR WORDS. NO INSTITUTION CAN BAR YOU FROM ENTERING. NO KNOWLEDGE IS UNAUTHORIZED. THAT IS WHY YOU MUST make ZINES!

After the Pope dies, the next 3 potential Popes must feast on his Popely flesh, absorbing his Pope powers. Whoever can keep them down the longest wins and becomes Pope. The other 2 must go live in the Pope Bog never to be seen again except by the voiceless Pope Tenders.

Top 9 Things You Can Do to Improve Your Cybersecurity, Tom A lot of people are worried about their cybersecurity these days and with good reason. With almost all of our lives online and in digital…

Whoa I tricked the @hard-drive.net people into posting my stuff. I like this one. I think I wrote it up good.

Wish more people realised that for most art businesses, there's only one person doing all the work. Creating, shipping, admin, promotion, starting feuds with other artists, painting unflattering portraits of them into historical scenes, trying to poison them, it's all one person.

top 10 simpsons moments

10. homer in space
9. bart prank calls moe
8. grandpa simpson falls asleep
7. bart and lisa
6. steamed food
5. cashier scans maggie at register
4. skateboarding bart
3. the simpsons on dvd
2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment
1. mr. burn

I’m Sorry to Ask This, but I’m Your Father, and Could You Please Respect Me? If you have the time. I’m just troubled by the way you’re treating me at home.

Hey, in case you found me from the parent humor starter pack: I'm building a legacy of how many wrong things I can say to children

mcclures october the moderate drinker and his working efficiency

what

Frog in a boat reading a book. At the top of the picture it says, "It's a whole great big fun thing."

My title on everything now:

Put me in, Coach!

Started a starter pack for people who write funny parenting content (in any form). I am definitely missing lots of people so if you want to be added, just reply to this to let me know.

(Also appreciate any shares.)

go.bsky.app/6pmJ8MU

This one is actually mine :)

Yeah I’m into fitness. Fitness hot dog up my sleeve to secretly eat it during a lunch meeting.

Bible - Wikipedia

Pretty good. I needed to publish a pt 2 to make some corrections. Hilarious though.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible

Catch-22 | Summary, Analysis, & Facts | Britannica Catch-22, satirical novel by American writer Joseph Heller, published in 1961. The work centers on Captain John Yossarian, stationed in the Mediterranean during World War II, and chronicles his desper...

I'm gonna be honest, kind of dashed this one off. Went a little crazy on the names. Sorry.

www.britannica.com/topic/Catch-...

V. funny. See if you can spot the sarcasm.

extra.shu.ac.uk/emls/iemls/r...

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 15th anniversary of th...

I wrote this and it came to define some humor website. I'm above that now though

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...

Posting a few of my best humor pieces to say hey!

Bible - Wikipedia

Pretty good. But needed to publish pt. 2 to make fixes. Hilarious though.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible

Catch-22 | Summary, Analysis, & Facts | Britannica Catch-22, satirical novel by American writer Joseph Heller, published in 1961. The work centers on Captain John Yossarian, stationed in the Mediterranean during World War II, and chronicles his desper...

kinda dashed this one off quick. probably coulda done better. went a little nuts with the names on the characters.

www.britannica.com/topic/Catch-...

V. proud of this one. See if you can spot the sarcasm.

extra.shu.ac.uk/emls/iemls/r...

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 15th anniversary of th...

This one came to define some humor website. But I'm above that now.

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...

Tuesday Taco GIF Alt: gif of guy struggling to walk and waving

walking into blue sky like

This is the zine I make for the DC comedy scene. It's not hot trash. (but if it is, let me know and I'll revise this to say it is i want to be honest. or I can say garbage that's fine too)

you can get copies shipped to you
you can get a subscription
you can read samples

skitszine.my.canva.site