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i can't believe they have to play again today.

a snickers bar with a copy of morrowind tribunal in it

parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game

I'm just like a large language model in that I've read everything on the internet and it's made me effectively useless

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

this was called Cohost—not enough people used it or spent money on it relative to the amount of money it cost to (1) pay its 4 employees a living wage for their labor; and (2) keep the site running, so it died, nothing like it has taken its place at the scale it existed, and now we're here

not normally one to chase trends but I have given into peer pressure and started wearing a home movies-style unicolor onesie

Marvel’s Spider-Man and Through the Omenpaths Are A Bad Omen For Magic’s Future Magic: The Gathering fans have been dealt a bad hand with the card game's unexciting, misguided new Spider-Man set.

I think Magic: The Gathering is at an extremely bad place right now, and I think the recent Spider-Man set is a true low point. I went slightly wild in my @endlessmode.bsky.social column this week about it. Tune in for the phrase "suckling hogs" www.endlessmode.com/tabletop/mag...

pa: ill tell you boy. Playing as a girl in those computer games is how satan and antifa gets you

son: oh no pa! What do I do? Do I burn it?

pa: that thing cost money. better just look at her ass all the time

son: but pa she's some kinda bug or somethin

pa: bugs got asses, boy

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?

ME: Slay the Spire.

CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?

ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.

CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?

ME: Now hold on a second,

Armored Trooper Votoms should honestly be up there considered as essential as Gundam or Evangelion

V for Vendetta is nice because it doesn't pretend vendetta is the only word that starts with V and actually tells you about a bunch of the others

A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

[West-Ham Football Stadium chorus]

Spoida-Bloke, Spoida-Bloke
shagged a spoida 'n now 'e's gross
'E can swing, from a web,
E's a cunt 'an 'is uncle's dead.
Look out!
'Ere comes Spoida-Bloke!

Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!”

Cities:

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

does my refrigerator get sad when i close the ahh i can’t even make jokes about this anymore. you people are fucking morons

Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights

JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you

Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast

I encourage you to report this account for impersonation: he claims to want to help you, but he actually worked for Nixon.

GOOD NEWS: They got rid of the old guy on the Cracker Barrel logo and replaced him with an anime girl with HUGE tits!

the left gets a new publication, it's called "fuck the left"

Correction: The center-right gets a new publication

i think this is what Homer would look like if chairman netero deployed him to fight chimera ants

various images of crows with text that reads: “this is a crow appreciation post. crows are beautiful, intelligent, sassy, amazing. look at them!! a group of crows is a "murder" how badass does that sound? very. i just love crows.”

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser