He was in town to see Dwight yoakam last night

HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN

My asystole is flaring up again.

I love a roaring 20s party because a roaring 20s party never ends, right?

Is it though? I remember Trump holding rose garden press conferences during COVID where CEOs would speak about COVID response like they were cabinet members or members of congress

If I were a rich president, I would order “one chalupa supreme and top it with the nacho cheese sauce that I favor”

the money channel doesn’t want to hear about people losing health insurance

The Bruce Springsteen Nebraska movie is fine, but when is someone going to make a movie about Bob Dylan’s 1992 acoustic folk album “Good as I Been to You”?

Yeah I mean wasn’t America healthier back in the day when 9 year olds had the stamina to sort coal for 12 hours a day?

Now I have to stop drinking my own urine long enough to inhale CO2. It’s hard work to be healthy.

Good one, David Fetterman

I had someone pronounce clopidogrel with emphasis on “dog”.
clopi-DOG-rel. lol

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

YouTube video by The Highwaymen - Topic Deportee (Plane Wreck at Los Gatos)

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I’m old enough to remember when these guys recorded “Deportee” by Woody Guthrie. Hard to imagine one of today’s country stars doing that one

I went to clown school in Portland

Portland is a place where young people go to retire.

“Consolidation in the grocery market, including from mergers and acquisitions, has been associated with increased grocery prices in highly concentrated markets.”

Merging grocery giants threaten Americans’ food security Here’s what you should know about grocery store mergers and acquisitions: Fewer grocery stores, higher food prices, and lost jobs.

www.cspi.org/cspi-news/me...

Here’s a truck stop instead of St. Peter’s

And 68,000 spiders crawl in your mouth while you’re sleeping

I would have voted for Obama for a third term if I could

I’m pretty sure whaling is what wiped out the whale population

My southern culture is on the skids

Yeah yeah

MS NOW is owned by the Sheinhardt Wig Company.

Louis Pasteur is rolling over in his grave.

I remember when the Russian government conducted foreign electoral interference in the 2016 U.S. elections with the goals of sabotaging the presidential campaign of Hillary Clinton, boosting the presidential campaign of Donald Trump, and increasing political and social discord in the United States.

This man murdered Brad Pitt in Georgetown. Please find and arrest him.