Harry Machray

Who, in the year of our Lord - 2026, could possibly give a flying fuck about Michael Owen's opinion? #nufc

I've not seen one person really suggest that. I fear you're picking fights with imaginary people.

You're allowed to take positives from an improved performance. Obviously it doesn't mask the gaping flaws in team/performances, but don't begrudge people a shred of joy amidst a difficult season

Indeed. Think Ramsey has more goals to offer moving forward - here's hoping he strings a run of games together now

Really encouraged by Elanga last night. I'm rooting for him to come good so hard #nufc

I don't think that they're necessarily doing what 'they' want -but I do partly agree that Eddie gets a pretty generous ride from a lot of journos which I understand is frustrating given our current struggles. However, I still don't think 'digging out' will solve anything on or off the pitch.

I'm not sure I ever said that I LIKE what they're saying.

Propaganda is a bit much as that implies manipulation. They're journalists. They have to maintain a relationship with the club and their sources so they can do their job. It's not as simple as just digging the club out every presser

You may not like a lot of the club reporting - but to accuse local journalists of lying to you because they're not reporting the things you want them to report is extremely immature #nufc

I know we're going to lose tonight. Too many deficiencies in the team to indicate anything other that a comfortable PSG win...but then there's that little voice in the back of your head that says "we can beat them." It's the hope that kills you, 'ey? #nufc

Cold Palmer™

We live in a world where a player has copyrighted a goal celebration. I feel embarrassed on his behalf #nufc

Great to see new accounts popping up on the timeline. Look forward to trauma bonding with you all on this crazy #nufc rollercoaster.

Knockout champions league football for the first time in #nufc history.

Howe has received some justified criticism this season, but much of it is overblown by fans who are simply bored by his faults - which their imagined replacement wouldn’t have (they all do).

Love how the boring, miserable, accounts who only exist to cry Howe out and slag the team off go missing after a big win. Beautiful silence. Joelinton phenomenal tonight btw #hwtl #nufc

Probably the champions league side with higher wages I imagine

Very true. You can tell the people who've never had to manage individuals in real life. At times, it takes a soft touch and a degree of strategic compromise. Best way to devalue an individual is to dig them out publicity.

Very true. Sometimes, as a supporter, it's actually ok to be supportive. Feels weird that an unhappy few will automatically call you a "happy clapper."

It's my own fault haha, it's better just to roll your eyes and scroll on rather than engage with some faceless, nameless keyboard warrior

It's been bad, but think it's worth not making final judgements until next season. I'm still rooting for him to find his feet. For now.

Sometimes I have to remind myself that it's not worth getting into arguments on here. You can't win, it's not worth it and no one ever sees their own faults. There's usually a good reason why they're online all day. All I really want is a nice balanced chat about the football 😂 #nufc

😂😂😂 you're funny, I'll give you that. Or maybe that's my PTSD talking. Enjoy your day big man

Reducing human interaction to a series of smug mic drops is reductive and boring. But if it makes you feel better, then enjoy yourself pal

What argument? I'll leave the drama to you if. That's. Ok. ? .

Nothing confirms intellectual triumph quite like finishing. A. Sentence. With. Multiple. Full. Stops. To. Highlight. How. Right. I. Am.

Possibly! Maybe lacks a bit of name value for that?

Agreed. Wonder where he'll end up? Can't imagine there will be a fee attached. Leicester are crying out for someone with a bit of character Sheffield United maybe? Wilder loves an aging veteran

Yeah, can't quite figure it out. A fall out like that would really surprise me from such a measured pro like him

Can't quite figure out Howe's line on Lascelles. If his body is that broken down that the player feels he can't train, then how does a transfer fix that? Very odd #nufc

I hope you're well looked after. Best of luck in your recovery.

Treat yourself to a day off. The self indulgent pessimism is boring to the extreme