Harry Machray

I'm not sure you needed two posts to make the same point.

Dear God, I hope so...

I couldn't see it! However, they're 2-0 down at half time so probably best that I didn't bother haha

Does anyone know if the Uefa Youth League game is being streamed anywhere? I imagine not, but thought it was worth checking! #nufc

"Player ONLY wants (insert name of club here)." Probably the Romanoism that most irritates me...

What a douchebag ;-)

An adult man calling someone a 'douchebag' is already the height of embarrassment. The pretending to be a journalist part just compounds it.

At this point, I can't see how anyone could argue otherwise. It's a foot on the throat of sporting merit and fan ambition.

Man Utd announce record revenue despite on-field struggles Manchester United reveal they generated record financial revenue of £666.5m last year despite the poor on-pitch performance of their men's team.

Those tea ladies must have been earning a fortune... What a joke. We want to stop "cartel clubs" form stealing the game? They already have. What chance have we got? #nufc

Yes, of course! Still need to get used to this champions league malarkey

no press conference this morning? #nufc

Genuine pleasure to watch him play.

Perhaps - but your post offered nothing but petulant hindsight. Didn't think it deserved much more in return

Will never sit right with me that Carragher is allowed to commentate on Liverpool games #nufc

You ignore the organisational qualities and leadership of Trippier. Would still back back him on a dead ball over anyone else in the squad. Burn and Schar have never let the side down and are first choice for a reason. Keep playing the contrarian if you like though.

Must remind the club to look into the future the next time they look to sign someone

Must be exhausting being this fatalistic all day every day to strangers on the Internet....

I remember the gillet....

If anyone fancies a mirth-some chuckle, check out Tim Sherwood's preferred England starting XI on Sky. Can't figure out what's more remarkable - the fact he used to be paid to manage or that Sky waste our sub fees on employing him. He's like Merson but without the care in the community caveat #nufc

The injury gods are raining piss on us today lads #nufc

The Woltemamade Singularity sounds like something they would have shot missiles at on Star Trek

He looked a total fool. If I was a Bayern fan, I'd be more than a touch embarrassed by him

God bless football's ability to turn grown men into hysterical banshees

Yeah, it's all a bit pointed and small time. We've really hit a nerve with them. Ah well, at least Toni Kroos likes us

Love all these bitter Germans who've never watched us play a game, crawl out the wood work. It's crazy how Bayern not getting everything their own way seems to have upset them so much. Do they usually react this way? #nufc

Maybe that it never happened! I know we're living in the post-truth era, but maybe best to check if something is inherently incorrect next time....

I often wonder how these guys can be so terminally online, yet watch so little football

Same guy who got stitched up by Big Frank. Pretty much says it all

Actual, first rate drivel. Where do I even start....