Samantha Bortkins @bortkins

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16.02.2026 06:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this your manifesto

16.02.2026 06:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omgggf can I play

16.02.2026 06:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m sorry how many years

16.02.2026 05:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Loving my dog, making little guys out of blue tac

16.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The light this morning is bluer than it has been in a while.

15.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you precious ❤️

15.02.2026 05:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My friends are nice

15.02.2026 03:17 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Shit sucks but I got nice boobs

15.02.2026 00:05 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can I go to bed at 7.20

14.02.2026 08:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

My age is I need to turn the tv down to order food

14.02.2026 07:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tummy removal surgery

14.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because I fucken said so

14.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Andrew

14.02.2026 01:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And honestly I’m pretty exited to see how they turn out

14.02.2026 01:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My options today where kms or go and get my pants tailored, I did the pants thing.

14.02.2026 01:24 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I need you to change your name

14.02.2026 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Congrats!!!

13.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The heat my gaming computer puts out must be responsible for like 70% of climate change

13.02.2026 08:16 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wooioowewweww

11.02.2026 06:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s so good when you learn to say no to stuff especially job stuff like no I don’t want a junior role I’m 44 lol please don’t waste my time!!!!

11.02.2026 06:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll send them a screenshot of this

10.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hmm I could move to Newcastle they have a tram

10.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are you doing a recruitment bit

10.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wouldn’t come back for anything less than silver

10.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t have a job

10.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Not bad Tezza not bad

10.02.2026 11:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Will it make me really good at Karaoke too

10.02.2026 10:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still waiting

10.02.2026 09:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Been quite a week Kelsie!!!!

10.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Samantha Bortkins

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