Nick

Tabasco, cheese and takeaway chips. Got it

The Eternal Flame

You can style it out with tabasco and takeaway chips

I don't need knock off vibes with a load of fake 5* reviews thanks

Is this thing still on? I am heading to the seaside for purposes bleak and nefarious. Can you all Uri Geller me some positive vibes?

You know that mum/wife cliché meme about instantly finding the thing the child/husband said was not there?

Turns out I can do that for lego pieces my 8 yr old swears don't exist. Dad skillz.

MR MICHAEL ISLIP, as I live and breathe.

You think you know a guy...

Rollin' with the stone cold classics

@hassinator.bsky.social see?

Open the door, get on the floor...

Behind a lady who has made the coffee shop staff remake her drink twice because it has the wrong amount og oat milk in it and I am, quite honestly, fuming.

This is The Way

One of them made some fish with a poo on it

I like anyone who is not a be-tatted white male who is "here to win it" so yeah

She got it together! Blimey. What a twist.

Hey, I'm here for it. Literally. Alanna's dinner chat is premium social content.

We had roast chicken and random veg. FYI.

Yes
I just did the @ thing for everyone. Painful. May as well be on a fucking typewriter.

Oh come on. This whole bluesky thing is basically a refugee camp for old twitter. It's like the seniors tour.

@joeatsandreads.bsky.social @southlondongirl.bsky.social or this?

@joeatsandreads.bsky.social what if we do this?

OH HELLO. Dinner chat is it? Like the year of our lord two thousand and twenty.

I'm a bit behind, but i am not convinced she is going to get it together

Caper brine is the best for a dirty martini. But i could do a gherkin garnish, sure

It's only going to get worse, sadly

*eyeroll* you are SO embarrassing

But hello

Hello. I binned the other place a few years ago. Terrible. Will give this a go. COYS and Big Ange.