a fake infographic in the style of Spotify Wrapped, but showing stats on dishwasher usage. all of the numbers are real, but it would be too tedious to recount them here
I love this time of year. C'mon guys, post yours #boschwashed #dishwashersky
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Norman Rockwellโs 1943 โFreedom of Speech,โ now on display at the Norman Rockwell Museum in Stockbridge, Massachusetts
"I like standing up and saying things."
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Got CTE from playing Peek-A-Boo
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Jake Sully is a weird figure in Naโvi history, like what if Rachel Dolezal was also George Washington
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i c
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Your, uh, what?
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AAA games are certainly never going to be able to do that, yeah. Whole lot more video games than what the biggest studios put out, though.
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Another fascinating MGP side quest
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It just doesn't feel like it should be so hard to achieve, you know?
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Wait are you also playing a tiefling paladin who let Astarion give suck
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
18.09.2025 05:40 โ ๐ 13375 ๐ 5219 ๐ฌ 67 ๐ 88
Let's bring back damnatio memorae
03.12.2025 19:39 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
like all true leftists, i decide who i support in an undeclared war that happened before i was born on the basis of who posts about it harder
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Huh, and here I thought Neely made all that Horselord Monthly business up as a bit
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Two hands have an idea to give each other matching tattoos. Lefty gets a beautiful eagle tattoo rendered on their arm. Now itโs Rightyโs turn to be inked, but he looks scared as Lefty wields the tattoo gun to draw a childishly-drawn sloppy eagle
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"Poopen sharten farten" is, according to Google translate, hindi for "full terms and conditions"
You gotta be fucking kidding me
01.12.2025 03:07 โ ๐ 143 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1
Hell yeah brother
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Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.
โ๐ซ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ข ๐๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ช ๐๐๐ฏ๐จ๐ซ๐ข๐ฐ๐ฐ ๐ฌ๐ฃ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ข ๐๐๐ฏ ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฏ๐ข, ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฏ๐ข ๐ฆ๐ฐ ๐๐ซ๐ฉ๐ถ ๐๐ฌ๐ฆ
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Screenshot of Mike carefully tapping a tape out of a Jenga-like tower of VHS tape as Josh watches in the background. "Tap-tap" in Japanese is overlayed on top of Mike tapping the tape. Picture-in-picture live reaction feeds of Rich and Jay are in the corners. All text is in Japanese. Top left text translation: "Red Letter Media." Top right text translation: "Best of the Worst SP, Mike vs. Josh! Heart-pounding Junka challenge." Large colourful caption translation: "Oh man, this is seriously crazy. This is so crazy!" Top of the screen: a clock telling the current time (22:17) and a news overlay informing viewers about a magnitude 3 earthquake in certain regions.
Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
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What?
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Well you see, it's simple really. Starboard comes to us from the steerboard, a precursor to the centerline rudder, which was located on the, uh, hrm... starboard side of the ship. That should clear things right up!
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I regret every joke Iโve made about how our elected officials were so old they didnโt know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesnโt know how to use a computer
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Are you paid to be miserable or do you do this pro bono?
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Happy for you both
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Man, that's goals right there
29.11.2025 04:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I feel some tension between the previous tweet and this one
29.11.2025 04:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Good movie!
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My contribution to the feast. Hope everyone is with their family today, born or found
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Nothing I love more in this world than being treated like a criminal at the Kroger self-checkout, yessir
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Dungeon Meshi s2 when
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