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Jizz was a genre of music. Jizz-wailers were musicians who specialized in the genre. Max Rebo and his band were popular Jizz-wailers.

32 Followers  |  42 Following  |  10 Posts  |  Joined: 06.10.2023  |  1.5022

Latest posts by schekelburger.bsky.social on Bluesky

Bluesky is shite

30.09.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this place still shite

03.06.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Le Gentleman Burgleur? Moi? Hon hon hon, cease these jests monsieur, lest I burst mon croissants from laughteur!

I am merely ze Bricked Up Morgue Orderly!"

16.10.2023 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watched Lupin the new French series

Favourite part of the show is the protag putting on comically fake eyebrows and a beard and going "hon hon hon, I am now, 'ow you say, Ze Inexplicably Massive Janiteur, truly je suis un masteur of disguisΓ©"

16.10.2023 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And to be frank I do not believe any of the people currently clamoring for and cheering on the upheavals happening in the world, wishing for it to be the beginning of what they believe to be necessary change, belong in the 2nd category

14.10.2023 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's one thing to say that anything is preferable to the status quo and that you'll do anything to change it

Having the capacity to face the reality of what it means once the events are put in motion is quite another

14.10.2023 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah probably never getting back on Twitter again, shit's fucking unbearable

13.10.2023 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Penis and even cock and balls

08.10.2023 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i cant do bluesky freaks

on bluesky the freaks are like "until bluesky poster demisexual_gritty apologizes for their unwillingness to center aroace voices in their sonic: the hedgehog zine i will be on a Posting Strike"

on twitter the freaks are like "i have evidence jews are making pokemon real"

08.10.2023 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Nevermind Elon's twitter is shiter

08.10.2023 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks shite

06.10.2023 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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