Trump staring out like he's disappointed D.C. doesn’t match the Civil War reenactment brochure he keeps under his pillow.

i get these notifications on random ppl i never interacted with blocking me lol
ok sorry for existing i guess .

here we are—again—facing the consequences of climate change with all the grace of a drunk squirrel on rollerblades. And yet half the country’s leadership is still arguing over whether the fire exists or if it’s just the liberal media gaslighting them with heat waves

imagine knowing the house is on fire, seeing the smoke detector blaring, and saying, “Let’s fix this... by shooting the smoke detector with a shotgun and eating the fire extinguisher.

before anyone jumps in with their usual "war is messy" or "but what about—" deflections, here's a little reminder: Journalists are protected under international law. You don’t get to bomb someone wearing a giant “PRESS” vest and then claim it was an “oopsie.” that's censorship by airstrike

Imagine banning lifeboats on the Titanic because you’re worried they might float too well

Next up: Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil team up for a limited series called “Democracy: How’s THAT Workin’ for Ya?” Spoiler: It’s not.

Ask ChatGPT

Six months into Trump’s second term and already the Constitution is screaming into a pillow.

Ballroom? Bro your entire administration was already a circus tent

I think Trump's brain is just an episode of Fox & Friends on loop while a monkey slaps a Diet Coke button.

Trump treats laws like he treats wives: break 'em, ignore 'em, replace 'em

Trump speaks like a Yelp review written by a concussed stepdad

If Trump ran a restaurant, the food would be fake, the waiters would sue him, and the kitchen would be on fire while he claims it’s ‘the best fire

a man holding a yellow and white striped umbrella with the words look over there written below him ALT: a man holding a yellow and white striped umbrella with the words look over there written below him

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Pornographic Taylor Swift deepfakes generated by Musk's Grok AI Grok Imagine's "spicy" mode made explicit videos of Taylor Swift, according to The Verge and Gizmodo.

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I'm not even surprised anymore...

in a just world he would be in a padded room .

Gpt-5 is an awful corporate robot
No personality whatsoever

They took the robot's soul

Downgrade of the century

"we gonna do so much winning"