What if Cortana had legs that didn’t quit

Because I need natural grow gem stones to cast my spells Spike!

You think it’s cool now, but wait until they build robot bodies to pilot and start traveling through time!

Big Money! Big Prizes! I love it!

Oh hey I’ve got this issue

Ah but which generation of Blackadder are you?

If every NPC in your campaign isn’t spoiling for a fight are you even playing DnD?!

And then Generations had to go and shit all over it

I used to glue mine and hang’em up

The hell, I got nothing over here!

I should get back to Letterboxd, nobody cares about my movie opinions but I did enjoy just yapping about movies

So what do you do with your puzzles once they’re finished, roll’em up and save them, break them down?

How about a cheap lego set instead lol

That’s weird coincidence, I just got the new box set in the mail today, I’ve been lucky enough to have the money to snag them all as they come out

It’s weird being alive long enough for scams to make the transition from analog to digital

What a cute mustache!

Cause you talk nice to me on Kel’s stream

I’m so far behind on my backlog that I fortunately don’t have this problem, but I feel for people like you who kind of play new games for a living

A mayoral run in the biggest city in america, that’s not nothing, still a long way to go but it feels good tonight

Sounds like you’re short hopping instead of long jumping, the height and distance of your jump is dependent on how long you hold down the jump button

You’re just starting out, don’t be too hard on yourself, most people playing metroidvanias have 20 years of skills built up

That’s because I’m not there to guide you!

You see Blackadder, I am a colossal pervert.

18 innings, it was a hell of a game

How did you figure out my secret dip recipe?!

Hmmm, I wonder if my old OKCupid profile is still floating around out there somewhere

This movie was the first thing that came to my mind when I heard about the heist

I had a hard time getting past the costume, which was the most 90s thing ever

You can do it Kory! I believe in you!

Holy shit dude, you’re ready to step into any drive bar in America and fucking own the place