chubby bannister

Because she wants to be near to you

The Department of War's seal hangs on a wall. The kerning appears to be off.

we need a department of kerning

Yes, I’m awake and thinking about random shite

Do you think the company that bulldozed the east wing will use it in their promotional material

Is it made of chicken?

Is that baby the reincarnation of Little Edie?

I wonder how many people get this wrong

Not sure it would be worth fleeing to the Costa del Sol

It’s nice to have someone to come home to

Margo is galloping round the flat in delight at my return

Well. That’s today kicked in the nads. I’d like to stay home tomorrow and recover. But *someone* organised another big day at work for which I have to show up

In what way?

Hoping my bag is still in the luggage rack. Out of sight and all that

Can’t beat a bacon double cheeseburger though

A level of detail I wouldn’t expect from you

Christ. I shouldn’t be allowed to have EarPods. I have them on a string (metaphorically speaking) because I was always knocking them out of my ears. But I’ve just dropped one of them twice on the floor of the train trying to get them back into the charger. All fingers and thumbs

Still not fixed @gwr.com and it doesn’t help that your train staff are pushing the scheme over the PA system onboard

Nope. Only a bottle of water. It was a 4.30 train. Wasn’t hungry. Didn’t want to eat for the sake of it

Another day, another corporate office with no shelf in the loo to rest my ̶c̶o̶c̶a̶i̶n̶e̶ phone

The keypad is outside. I don’t know why. It still opened at floors where it was called. I could have got off somewhere else than my original destination

I didn’t buy a Burger King or anything at Paddington and feel pretty good about my hunger now

There is a man across the aisle eating sweet popcorn and I’m offended on an almost cellular level 😆

In a train sense, I mean 🚂

Platform is a verb now

Earlier I was in a lift with no floor buttons

Bright red, white and pale green northern lights fill a night sky. The black silhouettes of three cows look up at them

obsessed with this photo of cows watching the northern lights. it's the scene in a muppet movie that's so surprisingly touching you start to cry

(photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)

Must. Not. Fall. Asleep.

I’ll wake up in Taunton and nobody wants that

At my seat already. Paddington getting better at publishing the platform for Temple Meads reducing the scrum at 4 mins to the time of departure. Almost leisurely with more than 10 mins given

A story of London in 3 flags

Well, for sure that’s how I’d like my wannabe elected officials to be judged on