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The Personification of Procrastination. He/Him. #CoolDogs

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Strong international box office for one battle after another

Strong international box office for one battle after another

Love that most people watching One Battle After Another are international audiences, presumably shaking their head while going, "America is crazy"

12.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 244    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

Come on, Bungie, give us Linux compatibility!

15.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Granola bars

15.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tech billionaires seem to be doom prepping. Should we be worried? The debate is ramping up about what happens if - or when - computer intelligence overtakes humans

www.bbc.com/news/article...

"I once met a former bodyguard of one billionaire with his own "bunker", who told me his security team's first priority, if this really did happen, would be to eliminate said boss and get in the bunker themselves. And he didn't seem to be joking."

15.10.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 662    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 79

Well shit now they gotta check his hard drives.

15.10.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

At least emulators can do OG Xbox and 360 games.

15.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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very annoying that we had to endure about a month of these people going β€œcalling us nazis hurts our feelings” to then immediately be revealed saying nazi shit and going β€œyup, we want gas chambers. so what libs”

15.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2355    πŸ” 551    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 21
After Engels's death in 1895, Bernstein began to publicly articulate his revisionist views. In his most influential work, Evolutionary Socialism (1899), he rejected the Hegelian dialectical method and disputed the Marxist predictions of the inevitable collapse of capitalism, the disappearance of the middle class, and the increasing immiseration of the proletariat.

After Engels's death in 1895, Bernstein began to publicly articulate his revisionist views. In his most influential work, Evolutionary Socialism (1899), he rejected the Hegelian dialectical method and disputed the Marxist predictions of the inevitable collapse of capitalism, the disappearance of the middle class, and the increasing immiseration of the proletariat.

Well.. I think we can all agree, Bernstein was wrong on this one

15.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel itβ€”pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

15.10.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 14849    πŸ” 1941    πŸ’¬ 374    πŸ“Œ 177
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AEW stars to open β€˜Victory Roll’ board game cafe in Mishawaka MISHAWAKA, Ind. β€” AEW wrestlers Ruby SoHo and β€œCool Hand” Angelo Parker, are part of an ownership group putting the finishing touches on their board game themed cafe, β€˜Victory Roll’, before opening on...

Hey some sweet news! Angelo Parker and Ruby Soho are opening up a game cafe in Indiana!? I might have to check it out myself!

www.abc57.com/news/aew-sta...

14.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5
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Greta Thunberg: β€œThey kicked me every time the flag touched my face” – Greta Thunberg on her days in Israeli captivity Beating, kicking, and threats of being gassed in cages. Greta Thunberg and several others from the flotilla ar

We’ve met with Greta Thunberg and others in the flotilla. They describe hours-long scenes of torture and sexual harassment in Israeli captivity. Experts conclude that they have been subjected to serious crimes – Sweden’s foreign minister believes they have themselves to blame.

tinyurl.se/crR

15.10.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 741    πŸ” 460    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 47

Love this movie right up until the end, where it breaks the plausibility threshold by suggesting that there's a good cop in the upper echelons of the LAPD who doesn't approve of police brutality and will immediately expose it if it's uncovered

15.10.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
RTGame
@rtgame.bsky.social β€’ 2d
Does anyone know how to get rid of locusts
RTGame
@rtgame.bsky.social β€’ 2d
Just killed God, feeling good


whatsamario.bsky.social @whatsamario.... β€’ 13h
Rt, your Switch 2 Welcome Tour streamed sucked, simply because you played with the most sour and miserable mood ever.
You only played the minigames once, never did their sequels, and at the slightest road bump, went "no I'm not doing that" remember your FACECAM? Why not use it for the HDR demo?

RTGame @rtgame.bsky.social β€’ 2d Does anyone know how to get rid of locusts RTGame @rtgame.bsky.social β€’ 2d Just killed God, feeling good whatsamario.bsky.social @whatsamario.... β€’ 13h Rt, your Switch 2 Welcome Tour streamed sucked, simply because you played with the most sour and miserable mood ever. You only played the minigames once, never did their sequels, and at the slightest road bump, went "no I'm not doing that" remember your FACECAM? Why not use it for the HDR demo?

15.10.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 494    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2

Okay, so 2/3rds of my all Shiny team now have Megas.

15.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe if I, an autistic person, made the correct faces I could have proper medical care instead of being told no I don’t think that’s right.

15.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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⏳️♻️⏰️

15.10.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

15.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4119    πŸ” 1142    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 56

you've lost the "ive had it" wine moms. you've lost msnbc. youve lost the bulwark guys. you've lost bill kristol. you're finished

15.10.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hating "transplants" anywhere is always stupid but especially here

15.10.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The president freely admits he's using your tax money to repress you and interfere with your free choice of representatives. He's looking into the camera and telling you he's a tyrant bsky.app/profile/atru...

15.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1495    πŸ” 414    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8
A woman says "hi, I'm here for the Magic: The Gathering tournament." A man at the registration booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says 'uh... I'm cis actually." Another man comes up and says "hi... wow ma'am your transition..." The first man interrupts him shouting "Tony! No!"

A woman says "hi, I'm here for the Magic: The Gathering tournament." A man at the registration booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says 'uh... I'm cis actually." Another man comes up and says "hi... wow ma'am your transition..." The first man interrupts him shouting "Tony! No!"

15.10.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2776    πŸ” 389    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 13
A hair color thumbnail saying β€œHay Ombré”

A hair color thumbnail saying β€œHay Ombré”

when you see a guy you know

26.03.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 391    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

i feel like i’m going mad

β€œnow that we have mitigated the serious mental health problems”

sam it is under two months since parents filed a lawsuit claiming your product killed their son and there is a novel form of psychosis that has been named after your product

14.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 382    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

The only pivoting to video I'm interested in is when I take a break from playing Van Helsing the hit game of the movie on my PS2 and pop in a DVD of Van Helsing the hit movie that inspired the game.

25.07.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Logging on:

15.10.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remigra...

15.10.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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good morning yogurt dogs

15.10.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 295    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

A particular delusion of the liberal gentry, sadly influential even at this late hour, is that table manners somehow preclude someone from truly being a fascist, or increase the likelihood of their redemption. They do not.

15.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.

To be clear:

LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government.

The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency.

This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.

15.10.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 18046    πŸ” 7124    πŸ’¬ 259    πŸ“Œ 312

REPORT: Leader of Young Republicans Who Posted β€œI Love Hitler” in Group Chat Has Logged Over 5,000 Hours in Hearts of Iron IV

15.10.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 417    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7

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