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an ornate thrift store armchair, the tall back has been decorated with a painting of a frowning longhaired cat in a purple jacket and bowtie wearing a bluish purple tophat with a bouquet of flowers in the band for bsky nerds: the joke is that this weird cat chair is a stand in for the Golden Throne of the Emperor of Mankind in the Warhammer 40,000 universe

"I have travelled the fringes of the Imperium for decades and encountered myriad sanctioned cults to the God-Emperor of Mankind. In their depictions of the His Golden Throne, I have seen much imagination and variation."

— Hyrom Klein, Missionary

Warhammer fantasy art by Paul Bonner from Realm of Chaos slaves to darkness. A chaos champion with a horned skull helm leading an army of chaos soldiers with spears and shields pointing at the viewer

“I want YOU to join the forces of Chaos”

We’re one step closer to my dream of a Warhammer 40k kit version of the StarCraft siege tank

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

YouTube video by Departmento Loretorum Ranking the Badab War Chapters

I’m celebrating the release of new Red Corsairs models by going back to the start and ranking every chapter that fought in the Badab War. Give it a watch! #warhammer #warhammercommunity youtu.be/OQ0tDfVetCA?...

Rogue Trader Houses in Warhammer 40,000:

I think one of the best things about Bluesky and one of the things that is going to keep it from ever becoming as big as other sites is that everyone here has a real internal mistrust and dislike of people selling us something, either literally for money or for some sort of other gain

slavery is one of the rare things historically where the more you learn about it the more you realize your initial assessment was correct and it was in fact one of the most evil things ever to occur

an orc offering you a heart motor

Happy Valentines Day!

#valentinesday #valentine #orc

Yeah let's see AI take my job. Let's see chat gpt crack the perfectly timed joke in the zoom meeting. Let's see it brighten everyone's Monday. Get outta here

Karseth In Turquoise and Purple

Skyreavers in Turquoise

Thanks to Games Workshop for sending me these awesome Aeldari Corsairs minis in advance!

Check out all the amazing community painting here!

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Medieval monarchs with their court wizards

Japanese text I don't know right now (I believe it says "Ask me a question" based upon the context): How are you feeling today? Large answer right below: beer!!!!!

YouTube video by Departmento Loretorum Ideas For Your Imperial Fists Army (That Aren't Imperial Fists)

Fortify your positions, because today we’re taking a look at some Imperial Fists successor chapters that you ca. use as the basis of your space marine army. Give it a watch! #warhammer #warhammercommunity youtu.be/zMT6HC-rsXY?...

I feel Oppenheimer is a great example of a “dudes suck” movie

Hedgehog-shaped jar, Neolithic period (3500-3000 BCE). Image from Alain Truong

Urfa man statue, from Balıklıgöl dated around 9000 BCE

It’s too late, I’ve already depicted you as the hedgehog shaped jar and myself as the Urfa man

A Drake has gotten destroyed in consecutive Super Bowls

Hedgehog-shaped jar, Neolithic period (3500-3000 BCE). Image from Alain Truong

Urfa man statue, from Balıklıgöl dated around 9000 BCE

It’s too late, I’ve already depicted you as the hedgehog shaped jar and myself as the Urfa man

This is what Demo Reel was about

A tweet from @tendollardanny saying “bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine”

Malcador when the Emperor told him his plan to “save humanity” before the Great Crusade:

Is this supposed to be funny or something?

@tendollardanny *gets 3 likes in 5 minutes* this one's goin viral baby

cc: @fannyomaha.bsky.social

A tweet from @tendollardanny saying “bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine”

Malcador when the Emperor told him his plan to “save humanity” before the Great Crusade:

A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

Ryan Reynolds is someone that I could realistically see getting on the show that I feel would also do a terrible job. I do not want to see Deadpool meets the muppets

"We would have lost so much if we'd driven him away" is the justification.

But we lost all those girls. We lost the women they would have become. We lost the work they would have done. Why was his future work so much more valuable than theirs?

this is what learning about the history of uk video games is like as an american

YouTube video by Departmento Loretorum Ranking Warhammer 40k Glup Shittos

Today I’m taking a look at the Glup shittos of Warhammer 40k and ranking them based on how Glup of a shitto I think they are. Give it a watch! #warhammercommunity #warhammer youtu.be/9E6-o5Qbses?...

Marge telling Homer Simpson “you know homer, it’s very easy to criticize” in the panel below it homer says “fun too!”

The Simpsons predicted posting