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Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man. He/him

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Lol, I had to look at those panels a few times to figure out what was happening. Amazing.

17.02.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The drunk uncle theory.

You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

16.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6601    πŸ” 1425    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 42

Danny O'Shea? Well that's a bummer...

16.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sunny the brown and white mutt sits up perfectly straight like a meerkat.  Starting to suspect she's actually an alien.

Sunny the brown and white mutt sits up perfectly straight like a meerkat. Starting to suspect she's actually an alien.

Totally normal dog doing totally normal dog things.

15.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your Super Destroyer is waiting for you when you want to return.

15.02.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's part of the fun πŸ˜…. Getting stomped by bots no matter what you're wearing.

15.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a tribute to an Italian legend

14.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1233    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

goodnight, everybody

14.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think we finally can update "The Wilhelm scream"

Ouuuuchhhhhhh

11.02.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I shall report in when it arrives!

12.02.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just purchased this one, looking forward to wearing it!

12.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In the hopes that the larger #GIJoe community of People Who Need Shirts to Wear to Conventions / Comic Shops / Everday Life, here's a thread of all my designs. I think they're unlike anything else out there, I'm just saying! Plus, I always *need* the money.

www.teepublic.com/user/brettwh...

11.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
Pam Bondi loves dogs. Always had them, one after another. She got involved with dog shelters and dog rescue, and once pulled off to the side of a busy road and got out of her car to chase down a stray. Another dog she helped was a Saint Bernard named Master Tank. She adopted him from a shelter after he was lost during Hurricane Katrina in 2005, not long after her own Saint Bernard had died. The story has been told but bears repeating. Master Tank belonged to Steve and Dorreen Couture and their grandson, who was 4, recovering from the murder-suicide of his parents and losing his dog during the storm. Bondi said the dog was a β€œwalking skeleton” and β€œdying from heartworms” when she adopted him. The Coutures eventually tracked down Master Tank, but instead of giving him back, Bondi hired a lawyer, who accused the Coutures of abusing the dog, which Bondi had renamed Noah. β€œShe lied,” Dorreen told a Palm Beach Post columnist years later. β€œMy little grandson begged her to take the dog home, and she refused. She thought she would just wear us down. That we were unstable people and would just quit.” The case was settled out of court, with Bondi securing visitation rights, but she never did visit. She got another dog.

Pam Bondi loves dogs. Always had them, one after another. She got involved with dog shelters and dog rescue, and once pulled off to the side of a busy road and got out of her car to chase down a stray. Another dog she helped was a Saint Bernard named Master Tank. She adopted him from a shelter after he was lost during Hurricane Katrina in 2005, not long after her own Saint Bernard had died. The story has been told but bears repeating. Master Tank belonged to Steve and Dorreen Couture and their grandson, who was 4, recovering from the murder-suicide of his parents and losing his dog during the storm. Bondi said the dog was a β€œwalking skeleton” and β€œdying from heartworms” when she adopted him. The Coutures eventually tracked down Master Tank, but instead of giving him back, Bondi hired a lawyer, who accused the Coutures of abusing the dog, which Bondi had renamed Noah. β€œShe lied,” Dorreen told a Palm Beach Post columnist years later. β€œMy little grandson begged her to take the dog home, and she refused. She thought she would just wear us down. That we were unstable people and would just quit.” The case was settled out of court, with Bondi securing visitation rights, but she never did visit. She got another dog.

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

11.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8206    πŸ” 2219    πŸ’¬ 179    πŸ“Œ 501

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

11.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7462    πŸ” 1451    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 43

Welcome to our weekly game, Violent Atrocities or Gross Incompetence? in which we try to decode minimally informative breaking news without scaring the chickens

11.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1407    πŸ” 282    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Any idea what JPH stands for?

11.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREWERS.TV In-Market Packages | Buy BREWERS.TV | MLB.com The Official Site of Major League Baseball

Here you go, $100 for the Brewers, $200 for MLBTV+Brewers.

www.mlb.com/live-stream-...

10.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 6

It looks really good! Curious to find out more about the specs around battery/range/price. We've got it preordered, but want to know more.

10.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

once my son woke me up to ask what a three dimensional hexagon was called. yes, please. ask me about the gay instead.

10.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3553    πŸ” 356    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nobody is doing live service better than Helldivers 2 because Arrowhead makes expansions, not just updates Two years later, Helldivers 2 is still demonstrating why it was a sensation.

"Cosmetics aren't just the stuff games sell so that it can keep making cooler, gameplay-relevant stuff for free anymore, they're the primary focus. Arrowhead is doing the total opposite with Helldivers 2." www.pcgamer.com/games/third-...

10.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Batman from Dark Knight Returns breaking a gun with the ChatGPT logo. Saying this is the weapon of the enemy we do not need it. We will not use it.

Batman from Dark Knight Returns breaking a gun with the ChatGPT logo. Saying this is the weapon of the enemy we do not need it. We will not use it.

Just a reminder where I stand on AI and where you should stand! These bloody Super Bowl ads for AI are awful

09.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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An OpenAI commercial that's entirely about things people were able to do without LLMs. Brilliant, Sam.

09.02.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You know what America looks like? Us. All of us. And anyone who grew up with my generation should already know this. And if you didn't, now you know... and knowing is half the battle.

07.02.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

07.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 39662    πŸ” 7208    πŸ’¬ 306    πŸ“Œ 144
4 frame comic. The first frame shows a loon diving underwater. Text reads :
across inuit nunaat, the
loon is a symbol of healing
and clear-sightedness. in the
popular story of lumaaq, a
loon helps a boy regain his
vision by leading him
underwater.
Second frame shows the two loon sculptures at the Greenlandic parliament. Text reads :
in inatsisartut, the Greenlandic
parliament currently in recess
due to the white house threats,
two loon sculptures by Jens
rosing preside over the debates.
because of loons' sonorous
voice, they evocate eloquence
and awareness.
Third frame shows someone in a crowd brandishing a flag with the Minnesota Rebel Loon design on it. Text reads :
it's a special kind of
poetic dialogue to see loons
popping up in Minneapolis as
symbols of resistance and
resilience.
Fourth frame shows a group of loons in the water. Text reads:
from
kalaallit nunaat/greenland
to Minnesota, loons are
reminding us to stand up
for what's right.

4 frame comic. The first frame shows a loon diving underwater. Text reads : across inuit nunaat, the loon is a symbol of healing and clear-sightedness. in the popular story of lumaaq, a loon helps a boy regain his vision by leading him underwater. Second frame shows the two loon sculptures at the Greenlandic parliament. Text reads : in inatsisartut, the Greenlandic parliament currently in recess due to the white house threats, two loon sculptures by Jens rosing preside over the debates. because of loons' sonorous voice, they evocate eloquence and awareness. Third frame shows someone in a crowd brandishing a flag with the Minnesota Rebel Loon design on it. Text reads : it's a special kind of poetic dialogue to see loons popping up in Minneapolis as symbols of resistance and resilience. Fourth frame shows a group of loons in the water. Text reads: from kalaallit nunaat/greenland to Minnesota, loons are reminding us to stand up for what's right.

What loons teach us.

07.02.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 384    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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THE DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM!!!!!

06.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2851    πŸ” 369    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 101

Knew it was coming, still laughed real hard.

07.02.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that this scene and the Swedish Chef operate by the same principles

06.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 770    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

I've successfully done it once! I've failed attempting it about 15 times πŸ˜†

06.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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