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That guy who was on that show. Learned League trivia ronin sasquatch, amateur numismatist, flagrant vexillologist, occasional blue hair w/pronouns. Sanguis in auribus, stultusque in speculo.

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Younger generations have fallen out of love with Bill Cosby because they have fallen out of love with Jello pudding and amiable sitcom dads.

26.01.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gen Z has a negative view of Bill Cosby because they no longer value Jell-O pudding or amiable sitcoms.

26.01.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"SITREP: Received notification SPINEL MAYFLOWER from HOME BASE. Must pick up DRY CLEANING at MARCO'S before they close at FIVE PM. Godspeed, gentlemen. I wish I could stay with you."

26.01.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sir Hiss from Disney's Robin Hood, staring with incredulity at something

Sir Hiss from Disney's Robin Hood, staring with incredulity at something

Reaction of targeted people (minorities, LGBTQIA+ folk, progressives, etc.) in red state big cities to this suggestion:

26.01.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"May God bless and keep the Tsar...far away from us!"

26.01.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A scene from Fiddler On The Roof where a senior rabbi is asked "Is there a proper blessing for the Tsar?"

His response: "Yes. May God bless and keep the Tsar...far away from us!"

A scene from Fiddler On The Roof where a senior rabbi is asked "Is there a proper blessing for the Tsar?" His response: "Yes. May God bless and keep the Tsar...far away from us!"

26.01.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking of the third refrain from I Am Going To Claw (Out Your Eyes Then Drown You To Death) from Hades II:

"Pinched by a crab, strangled by an octopus!
Bitten by a shark and stung by a jellyfish!"

It's a banger! And it goes ON like that.

26.01.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something something survivorship bias

26.01.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The cover of "Anti-Ice", a 1993 Stephen Baxter novel set in an alternate history steampunk world where "anti-ice" (as in "the opposite of frozen water") powers an alternate industrial revolution.

The picture shows a soldier in a green 19th century era uniform on a rearing horse. Beyond him are several multi-masted ships of the area, and towering above them is a gigantic mushroom cloud, presumably from someone messing with the anti-ice.

The cover of "Anti-Ice", a 1993 Stephen Baxter novel set in an alternate history steampunk world where "anti-ice" (as in "the opposite of frozen water") powers an alternate industrial revolution. The picture shows a soldier in a green 19th century era uniform on a rearing horse. Beyond him are several multi-masted ships of the area, and towering above them is a gigantic mushroom cloud, presumably from someone messing with the anti-ice.

Who wants to bet Stephen Baxter is going to run into trouble trying to get into the US (assuming he'd want to) because some Reich young thing sees this?

26.01.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Surprise! It's actually a sea cucumber expelling its intestines to distract a predator while it swims away.

(It can regrow them afterwards, just like a skink can regrow its tail after jettisoning it for the same reason.)

Surprise! It's actually a sea cucumber expelling its intestines to distract a predator while it swims away. (It can regrow them afterwards, just like a skink can regrow its tail after jettisoning it for the same reason.)

I hope this doesn't end up with them firing Kristi Noem, saying "There! You happy?" and calling it a day.

Note: the day will not be over and no one will be happy)

Attached: a picture from my clioscope showing that possible future.

26.01.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was gonna say to add Kash Patel but it turns out he's very late Gen X (born 2/25/80).

Childhood exposure to ditto machine fluid and leaded gasoline would explain a lot.

26.01.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jaguar may be soft, but that post went hard.

25.01.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember reading about the Bonus Army and Patton's cavalry charge on the protesters in a history book* at age 14 and being gobstruck.

* Not a school textbook, but my grandparents' copy of William Manchester's The Glory and The Dream. This probably explains a lot about me.

25.01.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a sombrero is laying down in a classroom and says i 'll allow it Alt: SeΓ±or Chang from Community saying "I'll allow it."
25.01.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
"Do not do this." - a message from the Paradox  Interactive 4x grand strategy game Stellaris when offered the choice to make a deal with "The End of the Cycle", an extra-dimensional being from "The Shroud" (think the warp from Warhammer 40K).

If you take the deal, your empire's production rates for everything - energy, minerals, ship construction, scientific research, <everything> doubles. For 50 years. Then all your systems turn into black holes, and a psychic leviathan fueled by the consumed souls of your population (save a handful of refugees who knew what was ciming) starts tearing through the rest of the galaxy. 

Your popularity then suffers.

"Do not do this." - a message from the Paradox Interactive 4x grand strategy game Stellaris when offered the choice to make a deal with "The End of the Cycle", an extra-dimensional being from "The Shroud" (think the warp from Warhammer 40K). If you take the deal, your empire's production rates for everything - energy, minerals, ship construction, scientific research, <everything> doubles. For 50 years. Then all your systems turn into black holes, and a psychic leviathan fueled by the consumed souls of your population (save a handful of refugees who knew what was ciming) starts tearing through the rest of the galaxy. Your popularity then suffers.

Speaking as someone peripherally involved with HVAC and appliance repair...do not do this.

25.01.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm jonesing on the vintage Microsoft DOS font, but I'm odd like that.

25.01.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AAR: I am fucking ENTHUSED.

25.01.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The 1932 Bonus Army: Black and White Americans Unite in March on Washington Today’s post comes from Alice Kamps, a curator at the National Archives in Washington, DC. It would not be Gen. Douglas MacArthur’s last act of insubordination. Decades later, his recalcitran…

As in "tanks against civilians" or "people standing in the way"?

Because the first item has something of a history (see "Battle of Anacostia Flats")

prologue.blogs.archives.gov/2020/07/15/t...

25.01.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

25.01.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 14873    πŸ” 4355    πŸ’¬ 476    πŸ“Œ 927

Do motorcycles have horns? Yesterday at my protest someone on a moped gunned it going by, and I'm not sure if it was in support or not. Probably wouldn't have been safe to wave.

In any event, if it was hostile that made the gesture tally for the day Anti 4, Pro > 200

25.01.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody's sublimating for the weekend...

25.01.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thou art a villain...but prithee hold whilst I seek counsel from my manager.

25.01.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A view of Concord, California* from my balcony. Overcast but no rain in the forecast until maybe Wednesday the 28th, currently 44Β°F/7C with a predicted high of 54/12.

* The palm trees are probably a giveaway.

A view of Concord, California* from my balcony. Overcast but no rain in the forecast until maybe Wednesday the 28th, currently 44Β°F/7C with a predicted high of 54/12. * The palm trees are probably a giveaway.

I'm looking outside and it's a little chilly but I don't see any...whoops, wrong Concord!

25.01.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did it have ears? Because that means it's probably a sea lion.

Just asking questions :P

25.01.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like living in a walkable neighborhood.

Walk to work, walk to the library, walk to the store, walk to the protest in front of the ICE courthouse...

24.01.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm playing the video game.
I'm playing the space game

I'm playing the video game and the space game.

24.01.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It pairs well with calcium chunks in a glass of water!

23.01.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Um...Expo 2000 in Hanover was fun! Thank you!

23.01.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your last meme saved is your moral philosophy.

True true.

(I disagree with the following one though. Lay on the wordplay! πŸ”₯)

23.01.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An English astronomer discovered it, so they felt it should remain A Very British Planet.

Among other proposals...Cybele, Athena, Hypercronus (!)...was Neptune.

23.01.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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