Shawn Huelle

It is a German conceit, that the vertebræ are absolutely undeveloped skulls.

The label on the bottle of air freshening spray reads, “Geruchsbekämpfend ohne feuchten Niederschlag,” which translates to, “Fights odor without moist precipitation.”

One of my favorite contemporary ironies is people who have posted both videos of themselves doing what might be thought of as private things _and_ Truman Show memes.

If “antipode” derives from the Greek for “other foot,” then _antepode_ would mean to put your best foot forward.

“The most valuable thing to me in terms of my mental health is to read a poem or see an painting or listen to music which speaks to me, which breaks me open for a moment, and where I feel an experience honestly and delicately portrayed.” -Charlie Kaufman

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A poster that reads “Going through a breakup? Get bangs!” and which shows long strips of hair, which, when pulled off, reveal a woman’s face.

During the game, my role was redefined from goalie to goal.

Girlfriend? Lover? Partner? Main squeeze? Bae? No. Smoochacha.

I made a joke. I think my colleague wanted to say, “I did not see that coming!” Instead they said, “I was not prepared!”

My colleague just said (in German): “Oh my god, this is like milking mice!”

My colleague is in the lab running a ripple test on the wobbler.

My colleague has described herself (in English) as the “prototype potato.”

My colleague has described herself (in German) as “proud as wool.”

Eco-minded Germans are dead set against clothing dryers until you hand them a soft, warm bath towel.

I’ve been teaching this same class for nearly 10 years now; why am I always so nervous before the first one of the semester?

I want this to mean what it seems like it means.

I have, now, at the age of 51, lived through 3 mustache revivals.

Why are you unhappy? Is it because 99.9% of everything you think and do is for the self, which doesn’t exist?

How articulated language represents the non-articulated part of the world…

Sluggo floating 3 feet above the ground with his hands behind his head. His shadow is below him. Treetops and a roof with a chimney are behind him. He says, “no”.

Sluggo here is equal parts “I would prefer not to” and “tune in, turn on, drop out.” And for as sad as Bartelby’s nihilism makes me, and for as angry as Leary’s opportunism makes me, Sluggo’s energy is always correct and necessary. Especially now.

It’s a poor excuse to drop that genius Bushmiller panel which is somehow never not current and applicable. Here it is again:

I’m in a doctor’s office waiting room. Why am I thinking about Alice Notley and dropping her name? Twice now?

If Alice Notley doesn’t remember the flawless bit of parallel parking I did in front of Kaladi Coffee, maybe she remembers talking about this:

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My colleague is currently in the laboratory running a ripple test on the wobbler.

A pano shot of several rock-n-roll-themed Yoshitomo Nara drawings and paintings on a single wall.

The Rice Krispies treats dried out despite cling wrap, so we went to a Yoshitomo Nara exhibit.

I made Rice Krispies Treats for the first time ever this evening.

The student story we discussed in class tonight which so beautifully described the anxiety and awkwardness around making new friends was originally, according to the author, a story about two horses.