Rat Baptists

How many times do you reckon Andrew's shouted "oh you're fucking loving this, aren't you?" at Charlie Boy lately?

I want see the whole list, got to be something scarier in what is allowed

New discovery - Tala beech rolling pin from Dunelm. Pretty much the same size as a Tai Chi Ban (the bigger ruler), and saves me having to remember how cack-handed I am with a saw!

I really dislike my downstairs neighbour, would you consider whispering your goodnight posts in *his* ear as he tries to fall asleep?

I'm not sure I get the Chi thing tbh, but I do enjoy the simplicity of moving with just a stick. Feels more active than without one! Just beautiful little objects too (there's a bundle on ebay at the minute, sorely tempted to get one of each wood). Do you use the smaller ruler or the heavier ban?

Excellent, thank you - I ended up making my own movements up, but it's good to see they actually match pretty closely with this video.
I thought the Ruler and Ban would just be a bit of occasional fun, but they're proving very versatile. I'm spending way more time with just a stick than I thought!

It was just a blog, but the host had obviously flagged it as for grown-ups, so... I just wanted to learn what to do with the ruler I had picked up on a whim!

Using this list as a basis for self-improvement

The ones with the toes that make you look like a neoprene hobbit are somehow less creepy than the socks-on-a-gannet ones. Just don't wear shoes if you're that bothered you weird people

If the Greens don't have 'I Voted for Hypnotits' stickers I am gonna be so mad

And there was the Brian Johnson who made the models for Alien and one of the Star Wars. He seemed nice

The Trumps with some Royals, Melania has a wide brimmed hat, glowing blue eyes and the News Ticker says Mooooorrrtaaal Kommbaaaaaaat!

how should it be pronounced? (genuine question, I've been trying to improve my Gaelic/Irish but finding so few resources is frustrating)

This is fine, but Keir Starmer surrounded by violent, foreign money funded bigots waving flags

Hat tip @clownf1st.bsky.social

Used to be willpower, but after this week I'm relying on the purchased blessing of Etsy witches

hey two things can be true - I look in the mirror and don't like what I see *and* he was a pos. Two things don't cancel each other out

So not a leftist then? Huh. Who'd have thunk it?

little fucker's only wearing the massive placard to hide his disproportionately small body and arms from us. But I know he's under there, I know his head's massive I CAN ALWAYS TELL

That's it I'm voting for HypnoTits (and if the Greens don't bring a sticker out with that as their slogan then more fool them)

Glinner with his massive head on him

I mean that head to arm ratio is so off, unbelievable that anyone could try to make me believe this is a real person

Two roles where it is very clear she is not someone who would realistically be called Vasquez

Jenette Goldstein as the working class Irish mother in Titanic

Jenette Goldstein as the stepmother/evil robot in Terminator 2

I love that the same actress is also the Irish mother in Titanic and the stepmum in Terminator 2

I see one post and think, yup he's definitely dead.
Then I see the next one and think, don't be stupid, of course he's not dead.
I wasn't built for this. When I was little I used to think Lisa Stansfield and D.I. Burnside were the same person. I need to be told what's happened, not decipher

Watched Titanic again last night - it's so objectively crap. Clunky. Cardboardy. Yet it always makes me cry, and it's just so lacking in irony it hurts.

Getting an age verification check so I can try and look at a page about tai chi, wtf.
Yes, we must save those kids from the terrors of *checks notes* gentle, low-impact movement practices

Dude bros who are convinced they're having meaningful conversations with AI are basically a version of crystal girlies. Convince me otherwise....

Nah it's War Pigs, think Dun-un. Dun dun duuuuuu-dun, dun un.
With drums:
Dun-un. (Doodumpeteh)-Dun dun duuuuuu-dun, dun un (skiddley-dumpeteh) dun-du-dunnnn etc

Well the eggs are still expensive, but now everything else is too so the eggs appear more reasonably priced. Oh and everything is destroyed

Photo of a lunch with crackers, slices of cucumber and in the middle an olive. The olive has three herb fragments on that make it appear to be judging me

Very judgey olive in me dinner tbh

I'm peaking at this cos I spent a lot of time making art that won't make me any money *and* no-ones likes seeing it. Just the pure love of shouting into the abyss, unwilling to not do it