Der Ramenmeister

one of the reasons i can’t stand my neighbors is bc they named they french bulldog louis but call their son pooter

imagine getting stung by a jellyfish after everyone ate asparagus

pull up to ur crib like I gotta poop

how much bad baby boomer behavior these days do you think can be attributed to long-term lead exposure as well as exposure to fallout from nuclear testing in the 1950s and 60s?

I showed my bluesky account to my psychiatrist and she said I could pick whatever medication I want

I think the Kool-Aid Man drinks a lot of Mad Dog 20/20.

For Trick or Treat this year, I will be giving out Taco Bell hot sauce packets

a bag of "Get Movin' Crackers."

what the green flag means at a NASCAR race

kitten lying on their back. text: crab rangoon

FOR EXTRA EXCITEMENT dip mcdonald's chicken nuggies in sauces from burger king

office farts

A Hot Pocket self-identifies as a sandwich. Discuss.

“PORKCHOP SANDWICHES OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE”

Hulkster Cheeseburger (2007-circa 2011): Frozen, pre-cooked burgers on a bun, endorsed by Hulk Hogan in the classic red and yellow. The burger itself was dubiously beef, and the "cheese" was listed in the ingredients as "melt." Food engineering, brother!

Hulk Hogan's Pastamania (1995-1995): A WWF/Hulk-Hogan themed restaurant at the Mall of America, it featured a variety of pasta and topping combos, and could even be delivered anywhere within the mall! Closed within the year, BROTHER!

A red and silver can, with a caricature of Hulk Hogan wearing shaes and holding a can while flexing above the words "Hogan Energy Powered by Socko"

Hogan Energy Drink (2006-circa 2009): A Hulk Hogan-branded, citrus-flavored energy drink from Socko, developed in a marketing deal with Eric Bischoff (of WCW fame) and former "Wonder Years" star, Jason Hervey. A sugar-free option followed shortly

I was previously gonna eat this Taco Bell in bed for no reason at all but Hulk Hogan’s death is also a good excuse

Who knew the next Nostradamus would be named Assbutt

guys I’m pretty sure it’s “borother” not “brother”

oh you mean this sewer shanty

Wow. And this is just a few months after Taylor Tomlinson ended the 12:30 show on the same network.

you mean to tell me a dutch chocolated this milk

the library is where books is sleep

i have reported this to attorney general

pocket fulla bleu cheese dressing

If you go poop during Red, White & Boom, it’s almost like you had your own personal fireworks show and no one else was as exclusive as you

If I was a vampire and you invited me into your house I still wouldn't come in.

It’s Tomahawk Tuesday!

*weird spanking noises emanate from the copier/fax closet*