The indescribable sadness i feel every time i remember Lina Khan is 'only' a naturalized US citizen and is therefore forever ineligible to be President
14.11.2025 15:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@generalpman.bsky.social
I only think when I'm paid to. Every 5th skeet represents the opinion of my employer.
The indescribable sadness i feel every time i remember Lina Khan is 'only' a naturalized US citizen and is therefore forever ineligible to be President
14.11.2025 15:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 03 to 5% of Americans:
13.11.2025 23:39 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Republican's shutdown negotiating strategy is just holding a gun against America's head and demanding that Democrats cave before they pull the trigger.
09.11.2025 18:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am hearing reports that Dick Cheney's last words were "I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton."
He died shortly after sending that message to a national news network.
Oh thank fucking Christ. Jones up in a Republican poll let's fucking go
03.11.2025 18:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With Agriculture
02.11.2025 14:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Boris playing the Fillmore Silver Spring
02.11.2025 14:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hey bro, you got a proper CDL for that dump truck ass?
31.10.2025 19:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*someone I dont know in real life likes one of my posts*
whoa this one is doing numbers
"nobody knows anything" I tell the cop after I crash my car while drunk driving "nobody knows what would've happened" I continue
27.10.2025 21:13 β π 32 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Tongue tied (they tied my tongue down to prevent me from licking them)
27.10.2025 17:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I only go to the dentist with the best tasting fingers
27.10.2025 16:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And Balmora
27.10.2025 03:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With @chatpileband.bsky.social
27.10.2025 03:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fleshwater playing @930club.bsky.social
27.10.2025 03:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Saw a cool bug today
23.10.2025 19:41 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#nokings in DC
18.10.2025 19:06 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Saw a rat (mouse?) the other day
16.10.2025 14:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Saw a bug today
16.10.2025 14:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0'i only eat what I can pronounce'-guy who refuses to consume Worcestershire sauce
13.10.2025 16:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Giuseppe Garibaldi Day would go hard as hell.
Sure, not Italian American, but neither is Columbus
The starting point for Democratic messaging in 2026 and 2028 needs to be "Revenge against the Republican Party, Supreme Court, and Trump Regime for destroying this country"
11.10.2025 15:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0but Nimrod came out in 1997
10.10.2025 13:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donald Trump is being kept in a constant fugue state, with people like Stephen Miller and JD Vance feeding him an endless stream of AI generated videos. He doesn't know what reality is anymore. This would be really funny if he weren't the president.
03.10.2025 17:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not saying that I want there to be a coup against the Trump regime. Or that I would support one.
But if it happens, it happens.
I'll be "post"-ed up on my couch watching all the games!
30.09.2025 12:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Saw a leaf today. No bug here
28.09.2025 21:27 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Go Guardians. Fuck the Astros
28.09.2025 02:07 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My favorite part was when they played a Portishead song
28.09.2025 00:37 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bits?
27.09.2025 23:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0