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@generalpman.bsky.social

I only think when I'm paid to. Every 5th skeet represents the opinion of my employer.

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The indescribable sadness i feel every time i remember Lina Khan is 'only' a naturalized US citizen and is therefore forever ineligible to be President

14.11.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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3 to 5% of Americans:

13.11.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Republican's shutdown negotiating strategy is just holding a gun against America's head and demanding that Democrats cave before they pull the trigger.

09.11.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am hearing reports that Dick Cheney's last words were "I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton."

He died shortly after sending that message to a national news network.

04.11.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh thank fucking Christ. Jones up in a Republican poll let's fucking go

03.11.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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With Agriculture

02.11.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Boris playing the Fillmore Silver Spring

02.11.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey bro, you got a proper CDL for that dump truck ass?

31.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*someone I dont know in real life likes one of my posts*

whoa this one is doing numbers

27.10.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"nobody knows anything" I tell the cop after I crash my car while drunk driving "nobody knows what would've happened" I continue

27.10.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tongue tied (they tied my tongue down to prevent me from licking them)

27.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I only go to the dentist with the best tasting fingers

27.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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And Balmora

27.10.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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With @chatpileband.bsky.social

27.10.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fleshwater playing @930club.bsky.social

27.10.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw a cool bug today

23.10.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#nokings in DC

18.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw a rat (mouse?) the other day

16.10.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw a bug today

16.10.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'i only eat what I can pronounce'-guy who refuses to consume Worcestershire sauce

13.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giuseppe Garibaldi Day would go hard as hell.

Sure, not Italian American, but neither is Columbus

13.10.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The starting point for Democratic messaging in 2026 and 2028 needs to be "Revenge against the Republican Party, Supreme Court, and Trump Regime for destroying this country"

11.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

but Nimrod came out in 1997

10.10.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump is being kept in a constant fugue state, with people like Stephen Miller and JD Vance feeding him an endless stream of AI generated videos. He doesn't know what reality is anymore. This would be really funny if he weren't the president.

03.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not saying that I want there to be a coup against the Trump regime. Or that I would support one.

But if it happens, it happens.

30.09.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be "post"-ed up on my couch watching all the games!

30.09.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw a leaf today. No bug here

28.09.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go Guardians. Fuck the Astros

28.09.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My favorite part was when they played a Portishead song

28.09.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bits?

27.09.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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