The Situation Roomba

US has struck 3 Iranian nuclear sites, Trump says, joining Israeli air campaign President Donald Trump says the U.S. military struck three sites in Iran, directly joining Israel’s effort to decapitate the country’s nuclear program in a risky gambit to weaken a longtime foe amid T...

Whelp
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Cross ties are weapons. My old barn kept theirs just zip tied and omg when a clip came loose and flew off it was awful.

Instead of the "golden era" can we just call this the "I know you are but what am I era?"

Billions of login credentials have been leaked online, Cybernews researchers say Researchers at cybersecurity outlet Cybernews say that billions of login credentials have been leaked and compiled into datasets online, giving cybercriminals “unprecedented access” to accounts consum...

This was just me and my 16 billion shopping apps, and I changed my passwords to 90dealsin90days@8675309

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Really gotta start tagging him to answer for this stuff if he's really here for the dialogue lol

I know who's not in that group

Next stop McDonald's

Trump says he'll decide whether US will directly attack Iran within 2 weeks U.S. President Donald Trump says he will decide within two weeks on whether the U.S. military will get directly involved in the conflict between Israel and Iran.

Is this one of those "better to let them fight it out" scenarios

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“We will go to Mars in three years!”

Maybe in tiny little pieces.

He's poisoning his own town. It's almost all his employees that live there

He hasn't posted anything since he got suspended at last check...It still defies logic that he gets out of a high stakes war cabinet meeting and thinks, I'm gonna go on bluesky and start shit

Screenshot of JD Vance's bluesky page

Aha, he is blocked...but I found him in my alt account. That's so funny

I bet his @ is his bluesky password, too

A screenshot of a bot account calling me out for not calling out something John Kennedy said, idk what. The text reads "@ thesituationroomba just letting this old turkey john Kennedy just lie unquestioned. Fucking pathetic"

This is what I love about social media, the weird @s that show up when you neglect your alt account for a while

Amen 😉

Watching this without audio, it looks like an SNL skit.

Meanwhile, these two are actually planning on erasing an entire people then wiping them away like the shaving from the eraser

Disgusting and inhuman

One word there that's out of place... "control."

The courts didn't control the president, they enforced the law.

Vance forgot about that part.

Oh boy, this thread🤦‍♀️😂 yall!

You got soccer mom's loving crip walking here I'm 💀

Tom Brady began morphing into Ellen DeGeneres in 2022. He's halfway there.

She's teaching you how a rollback is done

Aw, cute

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I think the whole thing was a diversion while the data heist was in progress.

Backing down today was the result of the markets that he "doesn't think about" and the wins with Canada and Mexico are largely symbolic anyway.

Not just hate them, ruin them and everyone around them so nobody ever dare let them succeed again. That's what they're doing.

I know dad 😂

They're doing great! I'm jealous lol

He's not just trying to beat us Americans until submission, he's trying to beat Canadians and Mexicans into submission, too.

The negotiations were symbolic and only a way for Trump to reverse course and avoid a stock market crash while saving face.

This is really something 👇

Everyone needs an enemy, Trump did vow to be a unifier 💁‍♀️

Lol. She said today that what he actually wants from Canada IS Canada. ....To be a state.

Canada also took directives from Trump to tighten their border, spend like $3 billion US but Trump still issued the tarrifs 🤷‍♀️ what in the world