Eric Pylko

Jon Batiste walking up to his piano at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center August 22

Jon Batiste at SPAC last night. Fantastic show!

I was told masking caused dangerous levels of CO2 in your blood.

Bottomless margaritas in anything sounds amazing!

You’re a chef? I’ll fix your computer after you make me dinner.

(substitute any profession for chef)

I am a pilot and I am begging you: do not shine lasers at things in the air. You can kill us by blinding us at night. You’re not detecting UFOs; you’re blinding women like me driving beater SkyToyotas, animal rescue pilots, and Angel flights bringing rural cancer patients to hospitals.

snat (snail hat)
🐌 <— literally him

Cornucopia of snail

In the enchanting image to the right, what delightful activity is the shrimp engaging in?

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to my friends, family, and strangers around the world!

My friends Tony and Steve, just because we all live far apart from each other.

We know they are stupid and incompetent, but do they know they can vote “No”?

“Because they had no choice.”

Of course not. There’s no way they could have exercised their agency. Clearly the Democrats’ fault.

Can the state have an interest that’s based on junk science? Shouldn’t they have to prove what they assert is correct/true?

The Hunter Biden story is a perfect encapsulation of what’s wrong with American media:

Is it a story? Sure.

But every newspaper in America devoting front page headlines to Hunter fucking Biden while Trump appoints a cabal of rapists, racists and con-men to positions of enormous power is MADNESS.

Eric with a wicker basket on his head

Also me, the other day at Michaels.

I think those orcas are just doing it to make their orca friends laugh.

I have pictures of friends with crab shells on their head after we stuffed ourselves at dinner. That and a few Mai Tais made it really funny.

No, it’s only illegal when you boycott right wing/conservative/racist/nazi businesses.

So true. 💯

Maybe that $71B could go toward math classes.

That gives me chills

He better put this on his resume!