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guillermo del toro’s home alone

a still from E.T. (1982) where the titular character isn't feeling so well and has a dusty gray composure

guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right

Grok confirming what this sticker already told me is true

Farewell Bruce Harrell, have fun in Bellevue

My new iPhone never feels complete until your internals wallpapers drop! Bought the pack and rolling with the cosmos orange.

Apple iPhone 17 Pro & 17 Pro Max Internals Wallpapers.

Two months, thousands of layers, and one big love letter to the Apple community; introducing the Internals Wallpapers for the iPhone 17 Pro & 17 Pro Max.

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Well now I'm just picturing Josh pacing around, muttering to himself "I'm a Noise Boy!"

A Katie Wilson for mayor campaign graphic that says we're right on track! today we won about 55% of the newly counted ballots. we are within 2% of the incumbent. if the drop on Monday follows the same trajectory, we will be squarely ahead. it's going to be a long weekend. many ballots are being challenged! Make sure you track your ballot at the link in bio. our amazing volunteers will be working to make sure every vote counts.

We’re on the right track! Make sure you track your ballot to confirm it is accepted, NOT challenged. Check our links in bio to do so! More votes will be counted on Monday!

YouTube video by Seattle Torrent We are the Seattle Torrent.

Forged by nature. Unstoppable by will.

We are the Seattle Torrent.
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

This album is so fucking good

sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting

We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.

I hope the harvest is less tart than last year!

TRON Swanson (2015)

Really looking forward to seeing this!

Wild stuff. @goballardfc.bsky.social was scheduled to play Bellevue Athletic in the next round. If Sharktopus wins the replay, does Ballard play them or is there some other reshuffling of the match ups?

Council Candidate Eddie Lin Proposes Repealing Recently Passed Sales Tax Hike In an unceremonious betrayal of working people, the Seattle City Council approved Mayor Bruce Harrell’s .1% sales tax increase to fund “public safety. The council feigned discomfort at the regressive ...

HOLY FUCKING BASED: Eddie Lin proposes REPEALING sales tax hike and replacing it with capital gains, a tax that doesn't screw over poor people. www.theburnerseattle.com/post/council...

a cartoon wizard wearing a blue robe with yellow stars ALT: a cartoon wizard wearing a blue robe with yellow stars

Today my boss told me I'm looking more and more like a wizard, which is maybe the greatest compliment I've received

We’ve gone to the same produce spot the last three times and the guy loves to share all sorts of helpful info. It’s the best.

there’s too much poop on this motherfuckin plane

Outdoor Produce Stall: Colorful fruits and vegetables displayed at Frank’s Quality Produce in a bustling urban market.

Fish Market Display: Fresh wild king salmon and other fish arranged on ice with pricing signs at a seafood market.

Meat Display Case: Assorted raw beef cuts labeled and garnished in a butcher shop’s refrigerated case.

Last month we started doing the bulk of our grocery shopping at Pike Place Market and it’s been such a huge quality of life improvement

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

Princess Leia saying “help me Etsy witch, you’re my only hope”

All Mariners fans right now

Seriously. I have no desire to mess with skins.

Sure didn’t take long for Alyssa to settle in at Chelsea 👀

You want me to use my own legs? How dare you!

Who do I need to talk to at Apple to get a Cosmic Orange iPad, Macbook Air, and AirPods Max?

Good thing Seattle has a chance to send Harrell packing in just a few weeks