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You couldn't make the Rocketeer today (too woke)

Hearing the new Tron has an awesome action scene where Jared 'Ares' Leto fights a bunch of crazed NFT apes

Never played a Final Fantasy game

ICE agents monitoring my many shits to make sure I didn’t eat anything too ethnic. They are using a colander on my diarrhea.

I mostly skip the Black Freighter stuff when I reread Watchmen

"Don't burn the flag, brah. That's quality poncho material."

@internettheo.bsky.social hahaha I found you a book my man

They should have just called this thing the Zune 2

Star Trek guy with insomnia who just stuns himself with a phaser every night

another reason it was stupid to believe charlie kirk was a turning point in american politics is that the right is responding to bad bunny with the same level of furor as they did to a brutal assassination

Check this shit out

At least he has his wildly successful wrestling promotion to fall back on

Predicting it now: Don Callis Family - Civil War

We had it and Roo in my last job, the only things I found it a real timesaver for was when I had huge code migrations/updates to do, with a lot of bulk updates/moves or standard refactoring. In almost every other case it was faster just to write stuff myself

The market has spoken, Bill Burr, you're FUCKING CANCELED!

sorry i've had deep space nine playing in the background again

actually i'm not sorry

Kira Nerys: you invaded Bajor!

Gul Dukat: now now Major, we Cardassians refer to it as a "Showdown"

@fakemadtv.bsky.social Crimson Tide parody with Adam Levine called "Maroon Dive"

"Rob Lowe? The Doughboys guest??"

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

Saudis are gonna buy the Pop Tarts Bowl and do that to the mascot for real

Id have to say my favorite rap album is "The Best of Eminem"

I thought I would be murdered but they have a Chili's so its actually fine

Mike Mitchell as Cowan in the Tomorrow War movie

Secretary Hegseth's body-shaming remarks are an insult to the many brave men of size who laid down their lives in the Tomorrow War.

A rack of klingon bat'leths

One Bat'leth After Another

I used to love "Tool Guy" Timmy Taylor

I love all cities equally