julia davidovich

left a meeting to pluck a chin hair

this is humiliating but does anybody have a tampon

imagine absolutely despising every fiber of my being AND THEN you find out i also bought hitler.com

I have no other option but to make rice pudding.

WAKE UP you’re in a cash cab right now

and water good god

golf should be illegal

(at universal) can Harry Potter sign my tits

no one talks about this, but… hitler was also ugly

“an orca is basically a sea panda”
is some hot garbage i would put on twitter but NOT here

my sim died because it used the toilet too much

I have the Reba theme song in my head

did a DNA test.

Grimace (McDonalds) is my father

@fbi

had subway for the first time in awhile and it’s all I can think about now

admin reveal

why are they called Nerds? they look like skin tags

had this in my head for the last month

2025: the Duolingo owl smokes now

they changed the original Q-Tips recipe

cabbage is actually a fruit

not claustrophobic just hate holes

this is the moon speaking… stop looking at me

america's Sweetheart: the toilet

having a meatloaf sandwich @fbi

E.T.’s finger was originally uncircumcised

🎵 Fuck the pain away
Worries for another day
Fuck the pain away
Down at Fraggle Rock 🎶

Sneezing in a manner that inspires Unity

angel on earth !

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