Dorothy

Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else

You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud

What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

Ass Weed

United States, Census, 1900

100%. "I'm not able to share details right now, but I am requesting prayer for (vague individual or group of people)" is not a request for prayer but a request for attention. What do they think will happen? "Dear Jesus, please save...non-specific person."

And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!

Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗

Tylenol has learned its lesson

by Susan Collins.

Meet the idiots who are even bigger idiots than you thought

Aletta Jacobs was born in 1854, but her ideas and actions are far more progressive than so many people’s of today. This next guy joins us to get a picture of me. Or, I mean, learn about Aletta.

Full post: open.substack.com/pub/brookete...

a woman is wearing a pink sweater and necklace and says `` i 'm a cool mom '' . ALT: a woman is wearing a pink sweater and necklace and says `` i 'm a cool mom '' .

At least one entire episode was taken up with Taylor being mad at all the other women for not commenting on some post of hers, and of course her mom involved herself in it for some reason

Has momtok commented on any of her posts about her big news? If not, unfortunately, that and being upstaged by gun violence, is going to be the entire season 3 storyline

While, at the same time, crying and cheating on her

Shocked to hear things didn't work out with Dakota

Fat Kid Deals@fatkiddeals.com • 21m BREAKING: Cracker Barrel has officially announced that it has changed its decision and will be keeping the original logo Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social Ah what the fuck. My dad already killed himself

I think putting the golden girls on mount rushmore could heal this nation

I bought your book because I follow you on bluesky and heard about it through you. It was a great read, btw!!

🎵BROOOOOOken🎵

Wow ,,, I hope Ethel Pat (wife) doesn't know about this

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

WALTER WE NEED YOU

super unfair to elon musk that he’s being attacked by donald trump when all he wanted was to buy an election and steal everyone’s private information!!! can’t a guy live

God do I miss this

Door dash is awful - they will never refund. I had a similar issue and I talked to three separate people on the phone after the chat failed me. I MADE A PHONE CALL and it did nothing.

No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit

No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

r/AmItheAsshole

I (22m) untied the green ribbon around my gf's (21f) neck and her head fell off

A Brief History of Kids Today Need More Discipline

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