I'm Stinkie. That's it.

Santa sitting at a computer in his home looking at the kinds of gifts people are thinking about buying for kids. He comes across a listing for a mystical sword of fire. Santa's advanced computer monitor creates a projection of the sword above the screen. Santa is surprised and says, "The Flaming Sword of Handsomeus Ronicus? To be handled only by the Champions of Light after completing the Trials of Virtue?! Who is gifting this to kids?!" A reindeer nearby says, "Oh, yeah. Ages 300+ for that one. Says it on the box." The text reads: Someday your kids may complete the Trials and attain the Sword. Until then, you should buy age appropriate gifts for kids from retailers you know and trust.

Check your kid's list for the Flaming Sword of Handsomeus Ronicus.

Hm.
I think it was Yar's Revenge on the 2600. Or Haunted House.
Or... Tandy Electronic Championship Golf. Or Tandy Raceway.
When I was really young, I got super into Asteroids on the 2600 and played it for 8 straight hours without dying.
It could have been any of these.

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And I also gotta fix my little Suzuki that I just reassembled. The clutch is stuck disengaged, which isn't good. Also a bunch of error lights on the dash.
I also gotta fix my Baja so it passes inspection, then it'll be a good winter driver for my partner and be useful to haul crap.

I just dropped.... $795 on an old engine out of a 90s minivan, to resurrect the convertible that's been sitting in one of the repair bays.
I gotta get that going to either sell, or for my kid's daily driver, or for summer driving. Idk. It's not a looker but it runs really nicely.

I'm hoping to have 2 more cars ready to drive by the new year.
I need to thin my herd of cars.

maybe i am going insane

(it's in regards to the husband of the founder of Adafruit. He has alleged mental health issues and harasses/attacks people he believes are bullying him and his partner. This is reflected in dozens of accounts from former employees, random people, and companies that did business with Adafruit.)

I have a cis woman friend who has some issues that give her masculine features, and she's also really strong. REALLY strong. Pre pandemic, she once put a "bathroom monitor" man through a toilet stall, when he tried exposing her genitals by force in the ladies room of a walmart.

Your former employees and your history state otherwise.
You aren't a good person.
You need help.

Be an adult and shut the fuck up. Maybe talk to a therapist. You aren't a white knight. Put away the fedora.
We all know that this is your entire personality. It was old like 5 years ago. It cost your company millions of dollars.
Grow up, buttercup.

In fact.... Your words directly caused a multi-billion-dollar company I worked for to not write a contract to buy raspberry pis from Adafruit. They went with Seeed against my advice. You need help that badly.

Yes. You doxed someone by associating their name of their private email with a social media account. That's doxing. You doxed them. You are universally dispised because you are awful to many, pany people. Your actions are hurting your company.

Also you are a public figure. Act like an adult and not a catty bitch.

My recommendation is to delete this and stop doxing people. You're the problem.

You seem like a major creep, bro.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

Do I not use LLMs because I hold full conversations with my cats??

Uhhhh this kind of explains why I was having issues with constant nudity when trying to use Bluesky at work a while ago...

i know lots of you have adhd too so if you’re on vyvanse (incl generic) please click the link

I picked up one of these on Temu when it first came out, and yeah... Mine was essentially a 433mhz receiver that happily connected to some existing TPMS modules in my wheels.
Speaking of.... Where did I put my receiver? I took it out of my car last year.

I would punch this child's face off. Like straight off.

Bub the green dinosaur enjoying a quick coctail

BUBBLE BOBBLE
TAITO 1986
ARCADE

My child finds little crickets intimidating. Goofy little guyd that just bounce around and chirp.
They just *scream* when a cricket moves near them.

Jealous.

This comes across like the old guy down my street who screams that the gays stole the rainbow from the Bible, and "got their disease all over it."

Had a Vader with a bad TIA. Similarly garbles mess.