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Such disrespect for Edward Lemon.😔

Love how it can't decide it's third or first person. Just military shooter game slop.

Guess Hasan wins that debate by default.

I love the LIVE broadcast that's not happening.

Crash Long-mouse

Najpierw kawa, potem naprawa.
(ー_ー;)

at least I feel kinda alive for now

A toothache has been bothering me for days, so I skipped my morning coffee in the hopes of not provoking it. This resulted in a withdrawal headache that got progressively worse as the day went on. Even a nap didn't help. So I had a cup in the evening, along with another painkiller. jfc what a day

I love words. I wish I knew what these ones mean.

These are all actual mechanics in the game.

He just loves doing that trick at parties. It's his favorite Thing.

jams

Youtube shorts are trying to trick me into thinking spiders are cute.

Might be hard to handle drinks with these hands.

Oh no. I found a pastry sour that I actually like a lot.
Oh no...

Sitting in a hospital waiting corridor and some lady is wearing pants with rage faces on them. There's even the original troll face. jfc

a werewolf?

Got an awful cut today. Tiny, but I think it nicked a vein or something.

Guess it's despair again.

I love the bottom-right one the most. Such a delightful blob.

Just gonna stare at this to calm down.

They're so... round. (　＾▽＾)

Seriously.
"This dude got 1% more support than the other, so gets to have a whole bunch of powers, while the other guy gets nothing. A perfectly reasonable system for running a country."

I'd like to know already if I should sink into despair or start cooling a couple nice beers to celebrate.

I hate this 2% margin of error shit.

I hate this election shit. I'm shaking all over and clenching anything I put my hands on.

Remember to drink a lot of water before going to bed/passing out.

Hope you're having a good time here on election day (round 1)

Two days ago, I used a broth cube to make soup in a rice cooker. In the middle of the night.

Look, it was an experiment.

So it just hit me that the AI overview Google just uses every time I run a normal search probably devours a horrid amount of energy. I know, I'm a slow dum-dum.

Apparently it uses 10x the energy as a normal search? jfc

I don't even read that blurb.

I love marine biology. It's so delicious.