Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
18.09.2025 00:02 β π 8314 π 1963 π¬ 107 π 47@bird-internet.bsky.social
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
18.09.2025 00:02 β π 8314 π 1963 π¬ 107 π 47I did this after a move but with headphones. Felt bad.
10.09.2025 03:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watching KoTH and Connie angrily says her only college options will be DeVry and University of Phoenix, then it cut to commercial for University of Phoenix lmao
10.09.2025 03:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A client asked me if I believe in god today. I said I'm not answering that.
20.08.2025 00:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hereby declare that i do not give my permission to use any of my personal data or photos
None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to
16.08.2025 15:51 β π 4023 π 400 π¬ 36 π 13From a legal presentation about adoption: "Any guy who has sex with someone is deemed to be 'on notice' that a pregnancy may result."
08.08.2025 18:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I actually couldn't finish this, it's so embarrassing. If a coworker gave this to me to edit, I'd talk to my manager
01.08.2025 23:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why listen to scientists and doctors when there's a rude letter from a brain rotted, geriatric rapist to tell you what to do
22.07.2025 20:33 β π 928 π 120 π¬ 7 π 1While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO RAMS!" I'm yelling "GO [CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE]
17.07.2025 19:15 β π 613 π 63 π¬ 3 π 1this is getting next to no media attention and itβs horrifying. transphobes werenβt going to stop at bathrooms, no hormones for minors, they are going to keep pushing until itβs entirely illegal and no one is standing up for us other than trans people
18.07.2025 18:25 β π 10177 π 4509 π¬ 92 π 166π€ ac-shually his younger sister is named Bra, his mom is Bloomers. I'm sorry I'll leave now
18.07.2025 02:49 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0rt if u agree
17.07.2025 19:02 β π 24 π 12 π¬ 1 π 1engagement bait isn't cool. repost if you agree
17.07.2025 17:52 β π 1300 π 198 π¬ 57 π 20The absolute funniest part of capitalist ideology is that they somehow managed to convince everyone that "freedom" meant like...the freedom to choose between 63 kinds of shampoo, and not like...the freedom to quit a job you hate without losing your health insurance.
16.07.2025 23:00 β π 738 π 192 π¬ 15 π 9Everything is fucked right now and this isn't the worst thing but I read this today and it made me sick www.justice.gov/ag/media/140...
15.07.2025 23:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was not born for most of it, and I could not read for the rest of it. But also I was mostly joking, I was aware that slash fic existed, but I just started watching the show and am enjoying their relationship
11.07.2025 17:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Why didn't anyone tell me that Kirk and Spock were in love
11.07.2025 01:45 β π 45 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
Light blue skirt with warm-toned wooden buttons sitting on top, lined up down the button placket
Light blue skirt with silver metal buttons with a rope detail sitting in a row down the button placket
Four buttons sitting on top of light blue fabric, two wood, two metal. One of the metal and one of the wood buttons are slightly over half an inch in diameter. The other wood and metal are about three-quarters of an inch.
Please help me choose which buttons for my skirt!
29.06.2025 21:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I looked at the picture before the text and thought, huh that really looks like a Fleshlight lmao
26.03.2025 03:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no greater line read in the history of film and television than DAMMIT JOHNNY YOU KNOW I LOVE MY BIG BEEF AND CHEDDAR
24.03.2025 20:03 β π 311 π 21 π¬ 11 π 1No longer a Connections spoiler: last night I learned that Nick has never played or even heard of "Miss Mary Mack"
25.03.2025 03:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is a good pitch
23.03.2025 14:54 β π 113 π 11 π¬ 2 π 1Itβs so gross when you see any food still marketed as βguilt-free.β Oh, youβre going to undo all my bad deeds? The exaggerations and white lies told to employers and dates? The lovers I let slip away without telling them how I felt?
Oh sorry you just mean you donβt have sugar or something?
I dunno man, if the WH can point to people from Latin America and say "gang member," and point to people from the Arab world and say "terrorist" or "antisemite," and those designations lead directly to detention or worse, I think we have to acknowledge we're in a pretty bad place.
16.03.2025 21:54 β π 2957 π 885 π¬ 35 π 12I think for most things, turning or flipping is not necessary and can do more harm than good, especially on a short bake where the heat loss from opening the oven is a pretty big deal.
15.03.2025 01:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0free palestine
03.03.2025 02:17 β π 10145 π 1559 π¬ 77 π 24What happened with the bald guy who won sound for Dune? It seemed like he was talking but the music was blasting and then it cut away. Usually the play-off music is less abrupt
03.03.2025 02:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stop the steal! Isabella Rossellini robbed!
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