@dollarsteak.bsky.social
I miss the honky tonks Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens
Moussaka? Sounds Greek to me.
17.02.2026 00:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This
16.02.2026 22:56 β π 16 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0Itβs enforced by the HOA bylaws, Charlie Brown
16.02.2026 22:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thinking about getting a blowhole to replace my medical alert bracelet.
16.02.2026 18:48 β π 46 π 20 π¬ 5 π 0Is snorting ivermectin off a toilet seat to prevent mumps in the official AMA guidelines now?
Tough to stay current.
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16.02.2026 20:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β¦or is it choppers? Get βem confused.
16.02.2026 20:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your proper red and white sans drop shadow game is strong.
16.02.2026 20:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Toffee gums up me olβ chompers.
16.02.2026 20:00 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Tay: βSure thing, dumbass...β
Me: oh shit, whatβd I do now?
Awwww
16.02.2026 19:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβll stop procrastinating tomorrow
16.02.2026 19:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ads are tempting me with big savings. Resistance is futile.
16.02.2026 19:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Might fuck around this weekend and save big on a new mattress.
16.02.2026 19:26 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Save time by filing everything under Miscellaneous.
22.03.2025 12:16 β π 314 π 133 π¬ 5 π 0Does this flannel clash with my parachute pants?
16.02.2026 19:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I did my own research
16.02.2026 19:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My kid didnβt know brown eggs came from chocolate cows.
Whatβre schools teaching these kids nowadays?
Box of lasagna by Colgate
Lunchtime at the Museum of Failure.
(museumoffailure dot com)
My keyboard game is nothing like yours, obviously.
16.02.2026 18:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh yeah. But I use win if I have to.
(stares at stubborn, inoperable Surface tablet as I type this)
Theyβre lovely. Five stars.
16.02.2026 04:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Oscar Meyer Wienermobile
Imagine hating me and Iβm just hitching a ride in this...
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16.02.2026 03:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0do it!
16.02.2026 03:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Technicolor Paradise: Rhum Rhapsodies & Other Exotic Delights
aquariumdrunkard.com/2023/02/23/t...
... due to its short lifespan as a commercially viable genre, much of exotica is largely uncharted, and in these uncharted waters of adrift songs, a label such as Numero Group sets its sails.
Turntable working again?
14.02.2026 22:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Omg, are you one of my exes?
14.02.2026 15:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π€£ππ
14.02.2026 15:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need to proofread my jokes before sending ππ€¦ββοΈ
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