@whatsagreenhorn.bsky.social
Yes, the one from Twitter
The diner down the street from my office has the best creamy potato soup you can imagine on Thursdays. Friday they have cream of tortellini.
16.10.2025 21:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is like that song about it feeling like the first time
29.08.2025 02:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0snow white and the seven dollars i wish i'd spent elsewhere!
25.03.2025 21:57 — 👍 10 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0This is a top notch impression of me
03.08.2025 23:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That seems unlikely
23.06.2025 12:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mind your business
22.06.2025 23:05 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I'M NOT SURE WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
14.06.2025 14:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THIS WAS DUMB AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT (ilysm)
14.06.2025 03:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Uh ok big day for your mom I guess
12.06.2025 13:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What kind of peanut butter is that
24.05.2025 14:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ok John Mayer lol
24.05.2025 14:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Welcome *John Wick fight scene* to Applebee's
24.05.2025 14:01 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0i’m actually not walking here. i did live in new york for some years. during that time i was walking here. but that was there
10.05.2025 06:14 — 👍 46 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0JESUS: *holds up bread* this is my body
*holds up wine* this is my blood
*holds up hotdog* this is a sandwich lol
JUDAS: ok that DOES IT
[Extremely New York voice]
AYYY I'M RISEN HERE!!
Dadmiral lmao
04.04.2025 02:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait really
04.04.2025 01:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Pregnant Cap'n Crunch smoking 3 cigarettes
Me reading the drama
21.03.2025 13:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GET
21.03.2025 13:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FUCK
21.03.2025 13:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've been made aware of The Drama and I am extremely mad about it. I renounce in the strongest possible terms my awareness of The Drama and as a result my entire consciousness. I wish everything but the best for everyone involved.
21.03.2025 13:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0(the next episode voice)
ice cream everyday
This is such a diabolical way of informing me I've won $4 on a $10 ticket lmao
05.03.2025 14:12 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Today I introduced my favorite coworker to the version of Jack & Diane where the guy mostly just sings "suckin on chili dog" on repeat and dear reader she was much less happy about it than I expected her to be
28.02.2025 00:55 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Textbooks would later describe her as a giant of a woman, scraping the ceiling of the cabin at 5'4"
27.02.2025 13:53 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0I'm not sure!
26.02.2025 16:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No it isn't??? 🤣
26.02.2025 13:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He loves you!
25.02.2025 23:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Imagine volunteering for the civil war and you show up to get your rifle and they hand you a snare drum lmao
25.02.2025 23:09 — 👍 21 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0Hugged louie 5 times
25.02.2025 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
