so donald trump touched a few children. he's still a great entertainer!
18.02.2026 23:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@richiewhat.bsky.social
the k is for relatable!
so donald trump touched a few children. he's still a great entertainer!
18.02.2026 23:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0git yer butt back down here girl ya fergot ta take yer permethrin!
18.02.2026 03:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*up with
18.02.2026 02:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you're the type of person that gets fussy about coat hangers! or even clothes hangers for hanging regular clothes on!
18.02.2026 02:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0that paul mccartney song sure does suck!
14.02.2026 16:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0how about that!
11.02.2026 19:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0don't know what the fuss is about i thought the halftime show was fun! cash me outside!
11.02.2026 19:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0underwear is good for two weeks or two leaks whichever comes first!
15.01.2026 22:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0how about this: a sock full of mayonnaise! π€£
23.12.2025 22:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Boy, aging sure is a doozy! I eat a lot of generic brand ibuprofen these days!
15.12.2025 19:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0measure twice cuss once!
03.08.2025 23:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when i was little i wanted to grow up to be g.i. joe instead i ended up general soreness!
03.08.2025 23:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0just got canceled again for wearing utility brand clothing
15.05.2025 01:49 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0snow white and the seven dollars i wish i'd spent elsewhere!
25.03.2025 21:57 β π 11 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0its 2025 we have the technology!
25.03.2025 16:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lmao
04.03.2025 14:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ladies and phentermine!
27.02.2025 00:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0dave cactus.
27.02.2025 00:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0everyone can agree
26.02.2025 22:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0there's too much rice in a cup of rice amen richie!
26.02.2025 22:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i decided to write the pop tart corporation and list all my concerns
25.02.2025 16:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wish pop tarts didn't come in pairs i can't be trusted to not eat both of them in one sitting!
25.02.2025 16:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0CUM!
19.01.2025 05:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1i like cheese!
12.01.2025 23:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when is it ok to murder her in cold blood!
06.01.2025 18:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my significant partner changed the toaster settings! again!
06.01.2025 18:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0haha this happens at my house too!
05.01.2025 00:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if there's two things i know how to do it's: how to make too many noodles and how to make too much rice when my guests are coming over!
05.01.2025 00:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0why do my pee smells like aspergers
05.12.2024 00:52 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a granny handjob is like a pealed beans
05.12.2024 00:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0