measure twice cuss once!
03.08.2025 23:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
when i was little i wanted to grow up to be g.i. joe instead i ended up general soreness!
03.08.2025 23:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
just got canceled again for wearing utility brand clothing
15.05.2025 01:49 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
snow white and the seven dollars i wish i'd spent elsewhere!
25.03.2025 21:57 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
its 2025 we have the technology!
25.03.2025 16:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
lmao
04.03.2025 14:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
ladies and phentermine!
27.02.2025 00:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
dave cactus.
27.02.2025 00:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
everyone can agree
26.02.2025 22:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
there's too much rice in a cup of rice amen richie!
26.02.2025 22:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
i decided to write the pop tart corporation and list all my concerns
25.02.2025 16:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
wish pop tarts didn't come in pairs i can't be trusted to not eat both of them in one sitting!
25.02.2025 16:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
CUM!
19.01.2025 05:25 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1
i like cheese!
12.01.2025 23:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
when is it ok to murder her in cold blood!
06.01.2025 18:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
my significant partner changed the toaster settings! again!
06.01.2025 18:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
haha this happens at my house too!
05.01.2025 00:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
if there's two things i know how to do it's: how to make too many noodles and how to make too much rice when my guests are coming over!
05.01.2025 00:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
why do my pee smells like aspergers
05.12.2024 00:52 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
a granny handjob is like a pealed beans
05.12.2024 00:35 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
i see bethamphetamine is trending again so that's heartworming
05.12.2024 00:31 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
can't seem to cut this soup
05.12.2024 00:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
i don't blame you (yes i do)
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