Brett Merritt

If your house gets egged right now, someone reeeally hates you.

Tim Robinson playing a contestant on a dating show, standing in front of a group of men, tearily saying “I just don't wanna go back to twitter. What's waiting for me at Twitter is really bad.”

Asked the vape store guy if they had Pineapple Jizz flavor since I heard it’s a favorite. He said they don’t have it, so I got Grape Slushy instead. Glad I did.

When I go camping by myself, I always try to get a decent photo with the timer.

Sorry, just warming up for the adult ghost tour at 10 pm

Jizz

A fire watch outpost sits atop a rocky peak with a woman standing next to the base of it

Watched The Outpost.

Did you see Elon’s logo? He’s still fucking using it.

Ah, ok. Gives me something to think about. If it’s just four that’ll be rough

I haven’t seen this trend yet. What’s the idea?

Close up of Gene Wilder from Young Frankenstein when he first is alone with the monster screaming “Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here.”

Me with the US right now.

A bit of variety this week

Ok, various Feeds helps with this too

Can’t remember the name but it came pre-loaded with my favorite game.

Where after 10 pm we can drink if we want and we can say whatever the hellll we want

I love the V/H/S franchise and am stoked @scottderrickson.bsky.social and your work will add to its legacy.

I figured it out. If I unfollow nearly everyone who isn’t following back, then I’ll see lesser-known following account content. The other stuff will show up on What’s Hot anyway

Bksy needs to figure out that when I’m following someone, I want to see their posts. Not just posts of the people I follow with the most likes. Show me all my followers’ posts please. I want to engage with them with a like.

New story’s live, in Texas Highways: https://texashighways.com/culture/small-town-texas-inspires-original-works-of-fiction/

As a dad who was a kid, it really is a wild world up around the bend.

Reskeetleydoo with a photo where you look a lil bit menacing

Swiss remains neutral.

Close up of a redwood tree stump that has a formation on it that looks like a penis.

John Muir: "In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks."

Me: We got a certified chode on our hands. Li’l tuna can.

It’s sounds like a wonderful terrible day. Cokiest of cokes hit the spot on a day like that.

Have you reached the “I have to take Dramamine to do any rides” phase yet?

Tim Robinson in an oversized suit pointing at a red headed guy and saying They good friends? How would you like 200 friends? Just like this!

When you see a boat with like 5000 people that look just like you, fighting over complicated values, you get on. Yes, you do. You get on.

Headline that says “Billionaire dies during Paris penis enlargement operation”

Shot of the Baby of the Year sketch’s “in memoriam” segment. Sam Richardson is looking at a large projection screen. An image of an older man is on it, and it says “Little Ehud Laniad (billionaire): Died during Paris penis enlargement surgery”