A classic tweet from @kennykeil [Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped] I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality
05.02.2026 02:36 โ ๐ 2457 ๐ 560 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 5@domoffinland.bsky.social
trans fag He Sun/It Moon/Himbo Rising sorry for being so cute and having such a juicy ass idk what's wrong with me
A classic tweet from @kennykeil [Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped] I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality
05.02.2026 02:36 โ ๐ 2457 ๐ 560 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 5"By the end of the two-year period, 94% of participants reported they were housed."
A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.
Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
Life is too short to spend one minute longer than absolutely necessary thinking about someone whose presence in your life does not support your trauma recovery.
If they only hijack your focus from your goals & values, get good at mentally pivoting away from them. No shame.
there's this funny idea that anarchists are just out to tear shit down and in my experience 99% of the time we're out there building better things to make the shit we want torn down obsolete.
05.02.2026 04:58 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0immediately stealing this for trans discourse
04.02.2026 23:51 โ ๐ 211 ๐ 43 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0Hi, Iโm David and Iโm an extremely normal guy. Nothing I do is weird. Everything I do is totally normal. Just your good buddy David counting childrenโs footprints
05.02.2026 01:30 โ ๐ 177 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 0imagine going to prison for that and someone asks what you're in for
05.02.2026 01:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0However, the young man may now face legal action for potential violations of the country's legislation on weapons. A further investigation into the incident continues.
i feel like he's been punished enough
05.02.2026 01:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i thought this was an old story but no the french have done it again
05.02.2026 01:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A drawing of a man with a bowl cut and missing teeth, I from these signifiers, I think we can reasonably infer he was a knight, whose head has been cut off and placed on a spear in a field of spears with severed heads on spikes, saying "I mean, in a way I'm an exalted trophy. Look at me, this guy was important enough to put on display with pride of place. A lot of other dudes just ended up in a ditch. I'm someone worth showing off. I credit my good looks and my smooth charm."
Head 3
04.02.2026 20:49 โ ๐ 252 ๐ 36 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 2You cannot fight evil effectively if you don't understand how it's manufactured, or how a road that may have felt normal to you delivered us to so much evil.
04.02.2026 16:15 โ ๐ 118 ๐ 36 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I have this pet theory that every person has two internal sliders: Identity & Self. So high identity-low self folks will wreck themselves to stay in a group that is their identity. And high self-low identity folks will wreck their ties to a group if it threatens/conflicts with their sense of self.
04.02.2026 17:13 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"opsec" is of course shorthand for outside pussy sex
04.02.2026 22:25 โ ๐ 217 ๐ 28 ๐ฌ 20 ๐ 1leasing agent couldn't decide which utilities were included in the rent, didn't know the exact rent amount, and then told me i would be paying the first month's rent + move in fee to him and then after that i'd be paying the landlord. i will not be following up on this one lol
04.02.2026 22:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0my type is i'll know it when i see it
04.02.2026 21:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0it's more of a holistic thing than a collection of traits anyway. something that's hot on one guy might not do anything for me on another. or i might find one guy hot in a very different way from another hot guy and want to do very different things with them
04.02.2026 21:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0like i can try to talk about what i like in a man but ultimately what it comes down to is i'm into guys who make me horny and not into guys who don't
04.02.2026 21:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0my music taste is so hard to describe... it's literally everything except for the songs i don't like
this also applies to my taste in men
04.02.2026 21:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0another very good and very normal decision from the bluesky mod team. thank god someone's defending the reputation of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein against accusations of being into *checks notes again* pokemon go
04.02.2026 16:32 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0PANEL 1: Lewis is standing behind Oakley, seated. They are in a suburban backyard. There are trees and bushes, etc. LEWIS: "This is my cousin Oakley. He has THE BEST stories." OAKLEY: "I still get mixed up." LEWIS: "A secret government program imprisoned him in an adjacent timeline for five years, and I LOVE HEARING ABOUT THE ZANY DIFFERENCES!" PANEL 2: OAKLEY: "Over there Airwolf is back on TV--but now Airwolf is just an app a guy uses ta dispatch a' autonomous kill drone." PANEL 3: Lewis leans down to squeeze Oakley and kiss him on the head. LEWIS: "See what I mean? Fuckin' AIRWOLF! Who thinks of that?" OAKLEY: "Their smart phones are etched on bones harvested from dead criminals." PANEL 4: NARRATOR: "Later at dinner..." Lewis and Dinner are eating at a restaurant. Their server is talking to them. SERVER: "I don't get it--the government sent you to the future? Like TERMINATOR or whatever?" OAKLEY: "A PARALLEL NOW vibrating just a fraction off what we call 'reality.'" PANEL 5: SERVER: "Still, I bet it's nice to be back home see some family--" LEWIS: "'Course it is!" OAKLEY: "I had a kind of husband there. He tried to protect me in the arena."
me n oakley
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longest i've ever taken to decide whether to hit repost
02.02.2026 22:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0why does the bunn- oh. OH
02.02.2026 21:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0why does the bunny have a long hairless tail
02.02.2026 21:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i was like why is the bunny moving like that
02.02.2026 21:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i thought it was a bunny
02.02.2026 21:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0just saw an absolutely massive rat outside
02.02.2026 21:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it.
The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT.
Let's talk about it.
Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.
01.02.2026 23:48 โ ๐ 22418 ๐ 4940 ๐ฌ 82 ๐ 127DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, notโ listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patientโs name?
DR: Now look
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
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