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My kids will be thrilled!

Criterion using KPDH to pay the bills on the other things they preserve is such a good move. I still don’t understand why Netflix refuses to merchandise on this movie. My kids would die for KPDH toys.

I need white peoples to divorce themselves from the belief that racism requires intent and malice

sure sounds pro life huh

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I was pushing the idea of being a good sport after the hockey loss yesterday and I meant it.

I won't be a good sport about any Olympian who accepts a visit to the White House. Hang out with Nazis and I am going to think you are one too.

when did babish start saying 'form factor' and why does it annoy me so much

Which is a GREAT name for a baseball player.

Aaron “Data Harvesting for Fraud” Read is super mad, but I would be too if my parents gave me such a shitty middle name

don't post before you have coffee, people, you'll find yourself wasting half a day on bluesky dealing with "am I really human"

oh my god this loser is apparently spamming a quote-reply of himself calling me 'data harvesting for fraud' under the people who replied to me I'M SORRY EVERYBODY

A pale pink elongated tulip magnolia bud just starting to emerge from the tan casing. The bottom petal hangs down so it looks a little like an open mouth. The whole thing is covered in water droplets.

It's Monday and this tulip magnolia bud vaguely resembles Audrey 2.

I just don't get why we're STILL pretending. Like at what point do we stop???

I got so many wet blanket comments about that thing and I only blocked one person. It's not that you "got me," guy.

having a nice little chuckle at the insufferable man who seems to think that me blocking him for being insufferable proves that I am in fact a russian data farm and not that he's got a tiny wang and wants to condescend to a lady online

I'm like. On the one hand yeah, he did break a promise, I guess, based on the thing where you assume someone is going to do what they say, but why are we still framing things like he ever actually intends anything he says, and we were misled like pathetic little blind baby sheep?

washington post headline saying "the power of AI transfixed wall st and washington. recent research suggests it may be a mirage" as if these idiots just crawled out of a cave

oh word???? no shit????? for real????????

After changing my name legally for marriage purposes I vowed I would never change it ever again, it's a pain in the ass.

[quickly minimizes browser, hides file labeled 'super secret nefarious data farming experiment']

Nuh uh [checks massive database] it says right here FUSSTIFER ARGUMENT SEMPERFITREX

Um, obviously YOUR middle name is ARGUMENT, Fuss.

Thanks for all the lovely stories of family histories and choosing new names for yourselves! Lots more of y'all don't even have a middle name than I was expecting, which I found interesting!

ok folks, fun's over. limiting replies/quotes because I'm not going to spend all day detaching this from the people who think I'm some kind of AI data farmer looking to steal all your [checks notes] I don't even know whats with a bluesky post. Elon Musk took the whole SSN farm, I'm not your problem.

No, there have been a handful of you, and it got boosted by a big account, so that's not helping. I think the fun's been had at this point anyway. I enjoyed the stories I did get.

sigh, is this my sign to limit replies? i'm a name nerd, and I said 'tell me about it.' which you even did. but go on and be a wet blanket, I won't stop you

or you could stop being a wet blanket ;)

imagine taking on american tuition amounts of debt only to do this shit instead of learning a damn thing

Tillie and Tilda are cute af nicknames for it! To me the name’s like Gertrude, where the nicks are infinitely better than the full name.

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.