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Aggregated news and commentary about this endless stupid asshole parade, this firehose of absurdities πŸ‘ŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯. History live-skeeted mainly to myself. The 4th derivative of news. A frog since before it was cool. Not a journalist | Home of #TheJLCAwards

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It’s truly wild how dumb he thinks we all are

31.10.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5633    πŸ” 1370    πŸ’¬ 541    πŸ“Œ 137
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REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): β€œIf this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”

31.10.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 21195    πŸ” 7805    πŸ’¬ 313    πŸ“Œ 256
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US Senate votes to end Trump’s global tariffs on more than 100 countries Vote passes 51-47 in latest bipartisan effort to challenge tariffs, but House is unlikely to take any similar action The US Senate took a stand against Donald Trump’s global tariffs affecting more than 100 countries on Thursday, voting to nullify the so-called β€œreciprocal” tariffs. Four Republicans joined with all Democrats to vote 51-47 on a resolution to end the base-level tariffs that the president put into place via executive order. Continue reading...

US Senate votes to end Trump’s global tariffs on more than 100 countries

30.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 245    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5
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Stephen Miller, Marco Rubio, Kristi Noem, and others now live on military bases. Read The Atlantic’s reporting on how Generals’ Row became MAGA Avenue: https://theatln.tc/vj8DMBoz

30.10.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 27
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I’m speechless, I am without speech

30.10.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5378    πŸ” 1265    πŸ’¬ 856    πŸ“Œ 325
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Kristi Noem: "No American citizens have been arrested or detained. We focus on those who are here illegally. And anything you would hear or report that would be different than that is simply not true and false reporting."

30.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4145    πŸ” 1145    πŸ’¬ 2420    πŸ“Œ 1331
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Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."

29.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 27341    πŸ” 11758    πŸ’¬ 812    πŸ“Œ 637
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Tucker Carlson on invading Venezuela: "We have no control, clearly. No one is asking the American public whether they want another regime change war. No one is asking Trump voters whether they want another regime change war...It's gonna happen no matter what people think."

30.10.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 9
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So here's Andrew Cuomo reacting to Maria Bartiromo wondering if Mamdani will "change the look of New York" and have Muslim women "completely covered up," telling her that Mamdani "doesn't understand New York culture" because he has "dual citizenship" and "he's a citizen of Uganda."

29.10.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1413    πŸ” 259    πŸ’¬ 724    πŸ“Œ 972
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The triumph of bullshit Internet conspiracy theories are now official government policy.

New in PN: The triumph of bullshit

"We’re a long way from 'covfefe' and tumescent hurricanes Sharpied on a weather map. This is an era of lies as policy, where government priorities are based on right-wing conspiracy theories and fear-mongering."

29.10.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9514    πŸ” 3341    πŸ’¬ 351    πŸ“Œ 186

Make no mistake - what JD Vance is doing is attempting to justify and sugarcoat racism.

29.10.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 650    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 16
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Trump fires federal arts board in charge of reviewing White House ballroom and β€˜Arc de Trump’ White House says it will appoint new Commission of Fine Arts members β€˜more aligned with … America First Policies’

Trump fires federal arts board in charge of reviewing White House ballroom and β€˜Arc de Trump’ www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

29.10.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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I helped lead the National Guard. Troops don’t belong in our cities. We must not permit this gross misuse of the military to be normalized.

"Deploying our military to watch over and intimidate our citizens is wrong and presents a clear and present danger to the First Amendment rights and freedoms we cherish. It must stop."

newsletter.ofthebrave.org/p/i-helped-l...

29.10.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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And everyone who screamed about Hunter is silent.

Endless corruption.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...

28.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9917    πŸ” 4048    πŸ’¬ 285    πŸ“Œ 171
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Maria Bartiromo suggests Biden's legislation is null and void because of the autopen, and Comer agrees with her: "You also had massive policies that affected the American people. All that spending, $7 trillion in spending."

29.10.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 390    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 184    πŸ“Œ 42
Andrew Desiderio V @AndrewDesiderio
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Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean
Hannity mobile"
8:57 AM β€’ 10/28/25 β€’ 276K Views

Andrew Desiderio V @AndrewDesiderio X.com Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean Hannity mobile" 8:57 AM β€’ 10/28/25 β€’ 276K Views

We live in an episode of Veep

28.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 29780    πŸ” 5828    πŸ’¬ 526    πŸ“Œ 265
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get a load of Trump's brain flitting from topic to topic as the troops stand there silently

28.10.2025 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2244    πŸ” 567    πŸ’¬ 400    πŸ“Œ 106
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John Dickerson To Depart CBS News In First Major Talent Exit Under New Paramount Owners John Dickerson, co-anchor of CBS Evening News who has been with the network since 2009, said that he is exiting at the end of this year.

dickerson is one of the best broadcast journalists in the game, and someone who would clearly be a real asset to a new leader interested in strengthening the network's journalism. but, of course, we know weiss isn't actually interested in journalism as such.

27.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 13460    πŸ” 3280    πŸ’¬ 362    πŸ“Œ 199
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A judge slammed Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem over β€˜troubling’ remarks about Kilmar Abrego Garcia U.S. District Judge Waverly Crenshaw ordered the administration to warn every DOJ and DHS employee against improper statements regarding Abrego, who’s facing smuggling charges.

NEW: A federal judge slammed DHS Secretary Noem and Attorney General Pam Bondi for publicly attacking Kilmar Abrego Garcia in β€œexaggerated” and β€œinaccurate” ways β€” violating rules meant to protect the integrity of criminal proceedings.

w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

28.10.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9453    πŸ” 3021    πŸ’¬ 223    πŸ“Œ 101
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Trump on his recent trip to Walter Reed: "I got an MRI. It was perfect ... if I didn't think it was gonna be good, either I would let you know negatively, I wouldn't run, I'd do something."

(Note how he's openly talking about running for a third term.)

27.10.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1147    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 241    πŸ“Œ 125

Sorry I can't get over this but it's just so funny to say "The test starts off with giraffes and elephants but the questions get way harder than that"

28.10.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5324    πŸ” 656    πŸ’¬ 163    πŸ“Œ 25
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Holy shit. Midnight massacre at ICE.

28.10.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4677    πŸ” 2174    πŸ’¬ 468    πŸ“Œ 248

the democratic party’s basic problem is it has almost no control over how its message reaches the ears of voters, especially outside of presidential election years. but rather than devote serious time, attention and cash to that problem its consultants and pundits want to fight factional battles

27.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 15348    πŸ” 2699    πŸ’¬ 508    πŸ“Œ 284
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Walz: "We have a federal system that we're all in it together, we help other states when they need it, but we have a situation where they're trying to divide us & provide specific aid to states that they like at the moment, which is absolutely unconscionable... either that or give us our money back"

27.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 13509    πŸ” 4203    πŸ’¬ 333    πŸ“Œ 216
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Walz: "They are paying contractors to pay down the East Wing but they're not putting money into the food bank. So if there's a sense of frustration in America, it's very real ... when the White House press secretary said their top priority is the ballroom, we could not disagree more."

27.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 29150    πŸ” 9488    πŸ’¬ 670    πŸ“Œ 383
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Former chair of the Tennessee libertarian party πŸ‘‡πŸ½

27.10.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 16607    πŸ” 4153    πŸ’¬ 528    πŸ“Œ 201
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Sounds like it’s the GOP that’s playing politics with people’s livelihoods. Hold the line, Dems.

26.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6405    πŸ” 1846    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 42
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

26.10.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 20710    πŸ” 11145    πŸ’¬ 1304    πŸ“Œ 960
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26.10.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 22077    πŸ” 8026    πŸ’¬ 543    πŸ“Œ 244

The President adding to the case against his tariffs. What a special mind he has.

26.10.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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