Sardonic Sardine

Looks like a corpse.

He loved sweatshop labor back in the day. 0% surprised.

Someone should tell RFK Jr that felching causes autism.

“Challenge scientific orthodoxy?” You make him sound like fucking Galileo, you fucks.

So much cooler than DJing a sweet 16.

Omg. This is a bad college paper.

Graft and grift all rolled into one.

Leonard Leo vs Pope Leo is a fight I feel good about.

Correct.

Whoops!

That one. I can think of a few Trump voters who are all but dead to me but don’t know it.

And you didn’t photoshop that background, did you.

An AI app for the most credulous people who believe Jesus is the child of a man in the sky.

KKKaroline’s face matches her dress. Seems a little nervous; can’t say why...

MAGA Haberman.

Glad I missed this session. Recycled pundit tropes not worthy of the three-block walk to the Baptist church.

JFC. I would’ve gotten a C-minus for submitting this treacly bullshit in high school journalism class.

It was already in his queue.

Guess we know what we need to shut down the government about in January.

This is ridiculous.

This is quite a hill to die on.

Fuck them. They voted for it.

Funny, useless is a word I’d use to describe him.

Trump and the stupidity of our countrypeople are taking us back to the 1500s.

You really think Ossoff wasn’t in favor of reopening the government and having someone else save him the need to vote thusly?

Tell your friend Dickhead Durbin.

If it doesn’t pass the senate, it’s a nonissue.

They’re powerless.

We should be so lucky.