@hughkeogh.bsky.social
Honest squalor
04.08.2025 12:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jeans because "you're the wrong shape for them". Cadburys Flakes in the house (permitted outdoors).
03.08.2025 10:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One steak-and-kidney pudding to decide the fate of the nation!
02.08.2025 09:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aaarrghh this is ravens-leaving-the-Tower news ☹️
02.08.2025 08:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My Fathers 4 Justice moment will involve a demand to replace the Hundred with 40 over Sunday league.
01.08.2025 11:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Terrific news www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
01.08.2025 07:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sponsored ads really hitting the spot here
26.07.2025 17:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I opened the fridge to find this sassy carrot
25.07.2025 22:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Butterscotch Angel delight *is* very moreish, so I can see how you'd confuse it for cocaine, though I would not solely rely on this as my defence.
25.07.2025 15:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I love these fucking lunatics
25.07.2025 10:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I bet she can't count either
24.07.2025 12:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It would usher in a golden age
24.07.2025 12:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I must be some sort of genius because I don't have to write down 'breathe, breathe, breathe' in order to remember to do it, it's just an instinct.
Like breathing.
The Gold Bellend couple would be an advertising sensation
23.07.2025 14:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
23.07.2025 13:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Time to go Mr Osb......arrrrgghhhh"
23.07.2025 12:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You didn't have a lot of shared tapes in a c1980 prep school but we had We Sold Our Soul For Rock And Roll & that was the first musical thing which I thought was ace.
22.07.2025 20:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The software equivalent of 'you let Dougal do a funeral?!'
22.07.2025 15:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is one of the few crimes which still carries the death penalty
21.07.2025 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, with the fierce version of the theme tune.
20.07.2025 23:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0To my ignorant ear Jazzer from the Archers sounds exactly like Shrek, so that's how I picture him, a huge green ogre in Ambridge
20.07.2025 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is like ruddy weather Christmas
18.07.2025 22:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hot night in London
Fortune teller predicting no sleep
18.07.2025 20:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to buy a spicy chicken pizza & 4 Madris, your Co-op details are no longer a secret either"
Plot idea for new James Bond: 007's identity is revealed in devastating data leak & he has to act surprised everyone knows his name despite him using it continuously for 60 years
18.07.2025 15:31 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Please stick a red hot wire in it first
18.07.2025 15:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
18.07.2025 11:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Too much Campari in this spritz. Or too little prosecco. It's all perspective.
17.07.2025 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
