Widdershins Smith 🐘

As Hallowe'en names go, PIP is quite scary to many!

Half are scared that they'll never qualify for it; half are Right-wingnuts who think nonobdy should have it...

Of course #Max #Verstappen doesn't get a penalty. Of course. He can only win when he cheats...

#F1 #MexicoGP

I once had a staff member crying on my shoulder because she had written a snotogram to a supplier, and accidentally, due to the relative key positions, signed it off with just "retards"

If you tax the wealthy they’ll leave.

We tax them. They leave.

Every country taxes them. They leave.

Now they live in international waters on giant boats. They hate it. The food is awful. They get norovirus a lot.

The world carries on, considerably better off.

You will not be able to unhear this.

You're welcome

If you listen carefully, you can hear your electric toothbrush singing 'Intergalactic' by the Beastie Boys

The cleavage shot no UK tabloid will print Want to understand how deeply weird the British press is on the subject of Russian interference? I have a bikini shot to show you...

NEW: The cleavage shot no UK tabloid will print.

If you want to understand how truly ignorant and absent the British media is on Russian interference, read on.

A Kremlin spy scandal, a trove of bikini shots....and still nothing but tumbleweed.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...

I like to help people find things by pointing out that it's gotta be around here somewhere

Dark innit?

Worth remembering this 👇

Does anyone know where the setting is to change the clock on an African Grey Parrot??

I’m not so sure about this daylight savings time thing.

I give it six months.

Happy “my car clock is right again” day to all who celebrate

Awww, I love him!!

See history and all religions - that's exactly what happens...(sadly)

Ah yes, time for the biannual gaslighting of the cat, in which I slowly shift meals by 15 minutes at a time for two weeks in a ritual that is both mystifying and infuriating for him.

I like to think I have a real sense of occasion, and that’s how I avoid occasions.

back?

Yup. It's the Big Ben CLock, which by idiom is shortened to Big Ben and according to ancient English law, whenever some idiot says "That's the name of the bell", you're allowed to poke them in the eyes the number of times corresponding to the position of the hour hand...

#LA #StreetArt

A rare positive from the US government shutdown is that the racist Afrikaner immigrants Trump is funding are "stranded" in South Africa because they're not getting the relocation money they've been promised.

Man who died after Plymouth city centre building fall named by coroner - Devon Live Police were called to Moon Street on Saturday, October 11

Cause of death: criticising Putin?

#defenestration

www.devonlive.com/news/devon-n...

Things that make you go “Hmmm …”

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Looks bloody lovely!

I think I need to go and have a lay down...

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me.

What's it like inside your head?