Joe Spreadsheet

this is the biggest news of the week

the guy who is cutting chives until they are perfect every day on reddit has been revealed as a fraud. days 23 and 31 are the same picture. RIP

i forgot about the ongoing demolition of half the White House and the construction of a $300 million marble ballroom

and his approval rate is currently plummeting even among extremely friendly pollsters? yes?

what exactly is the play here because I genuinely do not understand in the slightest. are they just in full on bunker mode?

The regime started this shutdown putting messages on every government website that democrats are to blame, and they've since shifted strategy to loudly proclaiming that Donald Trump alone is responsible for no SNAP and for cancelling Thanksgiving? Do I have this right?

looking good, sir

Judge orders release of US Border Patrol head Gregory Bovino deposition videos: Watch them here The Chicago Tribune and Chicago Public Media petitioned U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis to release the recordings, which were filed under seal as part of a lawsuit led by the Chicago Headline Club.

Judge orders release of US Border Patrol head Gregory Bovino deposition videos: Watch them here

He looks terrible

it's pretty wild that they're not missing an opportunity to wave a big flag that says THIS IS OUR FAULT

They've set up the White House as one of those memory towns for the elderly. He wakes up, they take him to the coffee shop to buy his own coffee all by himself, then he goes to the situation room where he can press whatever buttons he wants

Dude I am so happy to be in control of my own holidays now

*New York Italian uncle voice at Thanksgiving*

Mahmdaahni

When this guy isn't on the ballot they get absolutely annihilated. Anyways, his successor is the biggest loser dweeb on the planet

Imagining what a post-Trump GOP led by JD Vance looks like and absolutely laughing my fuckin ass off. Get wrecked idiot

They'll definitely have ago at seceding again, realize it's too hard, and just kinda give up

Freeze, The, Rent written in a faux cursive stencil on the wall of your kitchen like Live, Laugh, Love

Gimme the beef boys and feed my soul
I wanna eat some of that fuckin beef

This is what comptrolling is all about

An absolute babality

"Opposition leaders in the defense industry-dominated region of Virginia saw unexpected gains in provincial elections in open defiance of the ruling regime."

"Mom, does this mean you can put pronouns in your email signature again?"

"Yes, my dear boy. Ruthkanda Forever."

There's no subtext of these guys. They're all as cartoonish as we could possibly imagine them.

The upcoming NYPD unofficial strike is gonna put the post-George Floyd one to shame.

Let's get Trump as many Double Downs as we can tbh

That's Aloof First Lady of the City of New York now

Man, just listening to how she speaks now, she's definitely running for President

Yes, Mamdani has a man date. I'm pretty sure that's been legal for a while now

Mamdani set to launch Reverse DOGE, forcibly employing all New Yorkers within a labyrinthine bureaucracy and guaranteeing then pretty solid benefits and a decent middle class salary

She's Debra Cleaning right now

The People Are at the Gates of the Pritzker Mansion. They call for the Great Khan of the Plains to Lead Them.