Danielle

Hey Dream, just checking in on my last email,

Let’s do this

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.

FACT

pachnelephalosaurus statue, public park, route 40, dinosaur, colorado, 1991

pachnelephalosaurus statue, public park, route 40, dinosaur, colorado, 1991

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

UPDATE: More donors funding the demolition of the East Wing for Trump's $250M ballroom have been identified

no kangs

My “No Threat to Financial Condition or Momentum from Investment Losses” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

And like many other fervently patriotic Italian-Americans I think canonically the Pesto family is actually Eastern European

wimpy's hamburger restaurant sign, route 58, danville, virginia, 1982

wimpy's hamburger restaurant sign, route 58, danville, virginia, 1982

"John Smith, 1882?" My mistake!" Gets quoted weekly in my house

Can't wait to go back to 2002 where so many customers complained that the artificially flavored french vanilla coffee should be relabeled "freedom vanilla" that we just stopped brewing it for a year

The hammering kind.

Jar Jar Binks and Jimmy Fallon (right)

TFW you're an idiot who helped put a fascist in power and now he talks about taking you down next.

Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)

Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowd

Smithers whispers in Mr. Burns's ear

Mr. Burns pushes Smithers away

Nancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject

This should be the opening quote to The Big Short 2

Firing liberals over stuff right-wingers get away with every day is truly honoring Charlie Kirk's legacy.

Remember when members of Congress would straight up murder each other on the floor

I was pleasantly surprised this spring to see Demsas on an affordable housing panel giving well-reasoned arguments that weren't facile or the policy equivalent of vaporware, because frankly most of her written material - her immigration piece quoted here - are basically flights of fancy

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

who is interviewing the etsy witch