Kuni Joon

why did this make me laugh out loud lmao

Being Iranian is funny because you get selective sympathy from the right and the left based on who’s putting your family in danger at any given moment

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

why don't you calm a bread of piece and maybe you'll eat down

"Respectfully," -- me about to say something out of pocket and in no way respectful

I would shoot the computer with a handgun five to eight times

wait I want one

Thinking crocs are ugly is actually the most pedestrian opinion, bc when you’re actually fierce, it overrides aesthetic form, especially in favor of utility

don't get me wrong I don't find going to the dentist sexy but every time I get dental work done while laying in the chair in my head I'm like "don't get a boner don't get a boner don't get a boner"

i for some reason do hate moulin rouge tho I hope that's okay

OKAY so I took umbrage with SaltBurn but someone compared Emerald Fennell to Baz Luhrmann and it has now clicked what Fennells vibe is: music video movies

and I like that

Mr Hands would have loved this year

even tho I barely drink anymore I hope that this generations 20 somethings are crushing 13-57 beers in a day

I loved baz luhrmans Romeo and Juliet in middle school cuz it's a stylish hour and a half music video

(without having seen it) I believe that wuthering heights is a movie for middle schoolers

horny and evil is my favorite genre

i love him

we should all suck each other off today in the spirit of love

i am not enjoying this season of drag race. yeah I'll watch the new episode tonight. more like RuPauls dread race, am I right ladies

okay i'm done writing random skeetz for the day =)

the next two years are gonna be chaotic and i dont foresee our government establishment getting itself in any sort of even faux working order by then. Lets take one thing at a time y'all.

I'd vote for AOC in the future as well unless future AOC sucks

everyone needs to take a deep breath like

I am not socially 'anxious' i have realized
it's more the burden of expectation

yeah same

i dont need ketamine nasal spray in order to be able to endure life

Don't get me wrong cialis rocks but I don't currently live a life that requires me to be able to get an impromptu boner at any time for 12 hours straight

Cialis valentines day ads "95 percent off boners this weekend only!"

Instagram keeps trying to convince me to get addicted to ketamine

"Hey Jonny how ya been what youve been up to?"

"i've been mitigating"

I miss the days when I used a search engine to search for something and then i'd find aforementioned thing

that friday the 13th energy be hittin this AM