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Puns need to be Christmas-cracker bad and scrambling is too straight. Something like 'Police Chief says Om-letting my crack team handle this'

Pop up message from M365 reading This is your Microsoft 365 Copilot home page-where you can see and access all of your Microsoft 365 apps. If it's empty, it could be that your user license was very recently assigned to you. Wait 10 minutes and refresh this page. If you still don't see any apps, contact your IT department. They can help you get up and running.

Thanks Microsoft. Should I ask my company CIO (me) or desktop support (also me)?

government public messaging always included at least one bus stop ad on our Minister's route into the city

With my business is not just the boss: my business support, IT manager and CFO, they're hopeless

when my 85 yo mum has any IT issue I have NFI and refer to my 25 yo daughter. I've no doubt that she and her younger brother could take over the house wifi maybe they already have, and that's ok so long as we still get access

Cillian Murphy in Oppenheimer looking cool with hat and small tie knot

Small knot. Always aim for Cillian Murphy in Oppenheimer

Nuts that terrible Oz design standards are still placing the costs of higher bills / future upgrades on home owners. It's not $30k when you're building the house

Every single stat says we're going to lose against the worst non-relegated team in the league

There's an Australian term "a dingo breakfast", meaning, excuse the language, 'a shit and a look around' i.e. no breakfast

Leigh Street nets force tree martins into Rundle Mall minefield - ABC listen Tree martins are migratory birds that appear in Adelaide between January and May. Thousands would assemble in Leigh Street tree tops until Adelaide City Council installed nets, pushing the problem eas...

The tree martins flocking and nesting in Leigh St Adelaide were amazing to see. thousands of tiny birds circling like a cloud and peeling off one by one into the trees at 60km/h
www.abc.net.au/listen/progr...

I lived in Cumbria during foot and mouth. More jolting than the killing of all the sheep and cows, was their complete reappearance 12 months later. Hang on, those field are full of new animals every year?

South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas with daughter on his shoulders sharing the crowd’s jubilation in SA winning cricket’s Sheffield Shield

‘Straya! When the Premier of South Australia is just a happy face in the crowd celebrating the home team’s winning the Sheffield Shield! #auspol

Today I learned that John Olsen was South Australia's Environment Minister in 2007. I was surprised given he left parliament 6 years earlier, but Google AI says #saparli

I think it was Dave Woodhall who recounted the tale of the Paul McGrath ticketed gala evening shortly after his retirement, with two tables of Villa supporters and one ManU.

About 4 years ago my son, annoyingly selective about my vinyl collection that includes Come on Pilgrim and Dry, came back from the pub having seen Amyl and the Sniffers, and they're now an essential. All is forgiven mate.

*Cranker Adelaide best music pub in the southern hemisphere

"One size fits all" I don't think so

Open Electricity An open platform for tracking Australia's electricity transition

South Australia has 70% intermittent renewable energy yet has way more expensive retail energy than Victoria. How can this be.

SA (199 kgCO2e/MWh):
Solar 29% $25 /MWh
Wind 43% $68
Gas 23% $238

VIC (670 kgCO2e/MWh):
Coal 62% $98
Gas 2% $249

(Source: openelectricity.org.au NEM last 12 months)

Missed seeing you 1992 in Carlisle when it was cancelled, first opportunity since then

The odd thing is them ignoring the data: listed companies with more women on the board and in management positions have better performance, on average. But also, yes

I'm imagining our Shepherd Maisie and Cocker Spaniel Fennel realising they are sucking in the same piece of spaghetti. Short under-the-breath growl from Maisie and Fennel drops the spaghetti

World Cup 2026 final to get half-time show with planning input from Coldplay The 2026 World Cup final is to feature a half-time musical show, imitating the Super Bowl tradition, with artists set to be chosen by Coldplay

More depressing news
www.theguardian.com/football/202...

True, but only because you've had less time to be worse

Destroying the West in order to save it When all reform leads to revolution

It's taken less than a month for the self-serving prognostications of ‘heterodox’ intellectuals to collapse under the weight of their own contradictions. On the 'western civilisation' grifters www.forthedeskdrawer.com/p/destroying...

Spray on cheese eating surrender monkeys.

How did Manchester City earn €4.7m more than Aston Villa in Champions League group stage? | Philippe Auclair The revamped competition was supposed to ‘sustain domestic leagues’ but the sums involved are more likely to distort European football even further

Indeed #utv
www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Always liked Anwar El Ghazi during his time at Villa #utv

Very much suspect that Canadian institutes are already scrambling to be there, because the UK, Australia and unis in other English speaking countries wil be