Egregious Philbin

Please resist this in every possible way.

We all know this is intended to end anonymous accounts and undermine free speech. Just one more step towards fascism.

I will never agree to providing ID.

Age verification will end my participation on BlueSky.

Otto Schmidinger and Christine Stead, 1986

Otto Schmidinger and Christine Stead, 1986

TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!

1990 Chevrolet Suburban with custom 1960s Boat at the boat launch

1990 Chevrolet Suburban with custom 1960s Boat at the boat launch

Mid-1960s (or 1960s-style) speedboat

Mopar 383 V8 with Offenhauser heads, big chrome exhausts and high-rise intake

The boater was strangely reticent to talk to us about it, but what a boat and trailer combo.

"Weekend at Bernie's" takes place during the Labor Day weekend.

His head looks like it weighs 40-50 lbs.

Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a close up of Samuel L. Jackson with a cigarette in his mouth. Text reads "Hold onto your butts"

when the butt thief is in town

Releasing 1000 hungry mosquitoes at this auction to keep the bidding exciting.

I'm sure I'm not alone in this, but every so often I find myself really annoyed that we don't get the privilege of hearing what Hunter S. Thompson would have to say about the current milieu.

incredible things are happening in China

Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??”

And it's functionally useless for those of us who weren't able to watch live and are stuck watching the replay. I just gave up - I'm not fighting with that for a 600 mile race. I guess it's watch live or don't watch at all for me during the Prime segment of the schedule.

DRIVE (AND DIE IN): THE RENAULT 5 TURBO 3E. SPENCER: I do not believe we live in a truly free country for many reasons. The silliest but most emotionally important of them to me: I cannot buy this right now and immediately drive it at 500 mph into a telephone pole. Sometimes an automaker summons a demon. Sometimes they summon a demon with your actual name on it, one who who emerges from the fires of hell and says “Hey, cool, I’m gonna need some coffee and also the address and phone number of Spencer Hall, because I’m headed straight to his house.” This demon on my doorstep has cannily assumed the form of a yellow hot hatch with retro styling, rally handling, some truly stupid-fantastic trim, the words TURBO on the side, and a 536 horsepower engine capable of going 0-60 in 3.5 seconds. I need it like I need cocaine, both in the sense that I do not need this car, and also that it would both kill me and provide some of the most thrilling moments of my life. If you read to the end you will see that it costs $27,000 dollars base. I need everyone to overthrow the government explicitly for the purpose of making this car a) available to me personally, and b.) as cheap as possible. In summary: I should never be allowed to drive this automobile, and God themselves and no one on earth can stop me from driving this automobile. P.S. France made this and we didn’t. We have lost our way as a nation but you likely already knew this.

This may be the most perfect summary ever written about a car.

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the behind the scenes of the perspective shots of the little tiny gremlin guys from "the gate" feel like genuine images taken from a nightmare. the kind of nightmare where scale is horribly distorted and things are chasing you through an endless structure

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

I don't know, but I bet he regrets taking the Georgia job now that Florida is in the championship game.

Eat shit, Bruce Pearl.

"no guilt" - you're absolutely goddamn right, "no guilt."

Could switching to Geico really make me instinctively reach for the remote control so I don't have to listen to that goddamn little piggy cry wee wee wee all the way home?

It's that time of year when everyone makes that joke about knowing the channel number for TruTV.

Eat shit, you disappointing assholes.

the estonian MP — he’s a white man with a blonde mustache and a blonde haircut that looks like a flowbee working various steps

stop what you’re doing & look at the estonian MP’s haircut

Do you know how shockingly refreshing that would be??

"Actually we created the National Weather Service to save lives. The weather app on your phone uses the data collected by NWS and NOAA. History proves that was a smart investment every hurricane season, every tornado, every [etc etc]"

If this issue isn't already contemplated in the contract between Spire and Hendrick, I would be surprised.

Given the present timeline, this is the best argument I've heard for abolishing Daylight Savings.

I've voted for you numerous times. I hope I have the opportunity to vote you out next time around.
Idiot.

Bulletin that said “butt dust”

Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂

請不要將食物帶入圖書館 食物殘渣會引來老鼠 老鼠會在圖書館學習知識 考上大學 接著取代你

Lol this sign

"Do not bring food into the library

Food residue will attract mice
Mice will acquire knowledge in the library
Get into university
Then replace you"

😂

I was especially disappointed by Mike Joy. Harvick is an asshole and Bowyer is a moron, so I understand their behavior, but I expected Joy to do a lot less enthusiastic boot-licking.