Yes. On an airplane. Measles is *highly contagious* and can spread in <2 hrs in an enclosed area.
Itβs a terrible thing, but I think we are going to need to see graphic reports on how devastating this one can be.
People think the cure is worse than the disease. Itβs not. We just havenβt seen it.
02.02.2026 12:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
02.02.2026 04:31 β π 9276 π 3046 π¬ 95 π 45
Becoming a very big fan of this dude.
02.02.2026 03:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
To be fair, the current president is not a high bar.
02.02.2026 03:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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02.02.2026 02:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Cant rule that out either, but who knows with this guy.
02.02.2026 01:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You know it reopens as the βTrump Centerβ and Iβd imagine everyone has connected the dots that this was planned before he took office the second time.
02.02.2026 00:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Iβm sure various agencies have had dissenters like him dealt with. This isnβt the will of the people, heβs proposing a coup with foreign interference.
CSIS probably has a big ole file. Itβs time to smack some traitors around.
02.02.2026 00:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It surely is.
01.02.2026 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Holy shit. awful but also incredible.
01.02.2026 18:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I use profanity to sniff out folks who have no argument, goober.
If the swearing in rebuttal is all you have, you have nothing.
Motherfucker.
01.02.2026 18:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Then you are a fucking misogynistic moron. Get fucked.
01.02.2026 18:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Beautiful acoustics. Iβve played that room.
Lucky fella.
01.02.2026 17:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Donβt recall that βtrampβ Meghan Markle being a semi nude glamour model or open prostitution, but perhaps that news passed me by.
I thought her crime was βbeing black in the Royal Familyβ and βhaving a personalityβ
01.02.2026 17:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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I feel like this is tangential to your educational project re: headlines.
I feel like folks have a long history of βfallingβ onto ordinance with rectal consequences. π
01.02.2026 17:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Itβs objectively true.
01.02.2026 14:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yes. There is a whole story on how they got this photo. And it sure mattered in its time.
01.02.2026 14:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I think almost everyone of worth left that other place. Itβs a good problem to have, a βcomplicationβ of success.
I know you from comedy and I was surprised when I found out about the books. Whatβs remarkable, and maybe a point to make, is you are a success in two extremely difficult fields.
01.02.2026 14:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The Alpaca Racket - JSTOR Daily
Why are alpacas everywhere, and why are they so expensive?
I saw this weird story just yesterday. An βalpaca bubbleβ is on the horizon, so I hope those guys are getting through it.
daily.jstor.org/the-alpaca-r...
01.02.2026 13:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
ah, a poseur. I see.
01.02.2026 13:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βGetting the message outβ by posting it on the smallest of the socials might be part of your problem, mate. π
Alternatively you could completely separate the two. Anyone asks the comedian about books you can just say βyeah, I get that a lot. Itβs a different dudeβ and lean in to it. π€·ββοΈ
01.02.2026 13:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
That means they authorized it. And collected a fee.
Does this mean they are the Riyadh Comedy Festival assholes of music or what?
01.02.2026 13:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
YouTube video by Goose
Goose - Animal (feat. Animal) - Newport Folk Festival 7/29/23
That puppet drummer gets around
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31.01.2026 21:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thank god Donald and Bibi were so sincere in achieving this βpeaceβ
31.01.2026 17:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yeah point made. I do think itβs a risk. Less likely than Alberta, which is practically begging. I could and should have left room for ambiguity. There will be US interference regardless. I just donβt see Quebec embracing that. Iβve been wrong before and this timeline sucks. I guess weβre gonna see
31.01.2026 17:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
*reply properly.
Seems my anglais could use work as well. π€¦π»ββοΈ
31.01.2026 16:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
There are gonna be orders!
You make beautiful things addressing an ugly world. Basides being excellent I fully support the messaging too.
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